Topic: Speaking of trademe...

Bizarrely I got this call tonight offering to do me in.

It sounds like the guy who tried to sell me a dodgy eftpos unit from 6 or 7 months back, since he kept raving about trademe.

He seems to think that I'm doing something to him at the moment, and it has to stop or 'he's going to get me'. He won't say exactly what it is I'm doing though, so I'm a bit in the dark over it.

I've tried to be calm and let the cops handle it, but I know how to find him and I really, really want a piece of him. Although it'd be pretty stupid to go handle it myself now I've made a complaint in writing, I keep hoping he'll have the poor fortune to show up here.

My bro has some REALLY big Tongan mates and are always willing to help out in situations such as these if requried.

That's about all they're good for, but nah. Check this out:

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Hi Justin

Nice post on Trademe...either you or Roger. It's funny how you guys think your web/email based banter is anomomous.


If I am wrong then no issue but what you do on Trademe and I know it's you or one of your moronic mates it's pretty stupid and it will cost you big time.

Unless the comments posted through your IP on recent failed Trademe transactions is not removed immediately and I receive a full apology I will take legal action via Philips Fox (Mike Brooker).


Regards
Adam Kay
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The 'Roger' mentioned is probably a mate who used the webmail system I hosted for a while (but stopped about three months back). This is the Roger who I'd take along if I needed someone or a group of someones suppressed, so mentioning him is a bit fucking silly.

He also (haha!) left a message on my voicemail, summarising most of his threats. I'll post a recording of it shortly.

I'm getting closer to finding him.

Behold, the voice of Adam Kay:

Voice003.wav

Oooh...how very interesting!

Seriously...Post Shop...$5...you have his address.

What? How?

So anyway. You may have noticed that he sounds a bit queer.

I know it pisses off straight people to be called a faggot, but the meat-and-veges of my insult lexicon isn't going to be as useful against an actual turdpusher. Any suggestions on provocative lines I can use prior to the asskicking I'm going to give him?

Bloody hell.

I haven't listened to the voice recording yet as am work but as for the rest of it ... crikey ... no wonder you've gone off trademe in a big way.

Sounds like a total freak

In retrospect I don't think it's anything to do with Trademe. It sounds like someone just trying to give me grief and not get caught by putting up a front.

I have a pretty good idea of who it is.

Originally Posted by nih

So anyway. You may have noticed that he sounds a bit queer.

I know it pisses off straight people to be called a faggot, but the meat-and-veges of my insult lexicon isn't going to be as useful against an actual turdpusher. Any suggestions on provocative lines I can use prior to the asskicking I'm going to give him?

"Welcome to Pain country."?

Originally Posted by kall

"Welcome to Pain country."?

Maybe. The mysterious social world of queers and females is a foggy one. No offence to the girls, they're just copying you because they want to be you.

The guy in the message is probably being mean to be to show me he likes me. Ew.

Oh ... quotes you could send him:

Are your parents siblings?