Topic: Hi there!

Hi there! I have a few things to say:

Props to whoever chose the subtle, work-safe colour scheme. Those fools will never know I'm not working.

Penny is a bad girl and needs to be taught a lesson.

That is all.

Umm errr Hello. I need to be taught a lesson! pft

(Welcome )

Originally Posted by Penny

pft

I see you kindly returned the unused portion of my onomatopoeia. Thank you.

Don't forget to vote.

Hello



I don't even know you so don't feel confident in voting whether you are hot or not. Although you do seem pretty cocky so I'm going to vote NO. Just because I can

Oh and I edited the poll too ....

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

I don't even know you so don't feel confident in voting whether you are hot or not. Although you do seem pretty cocky so I'm going to vote NO. Just because I can

Oooh, you little... this shall not go unavenged.

So anyway, does anyone want to swap jobs? Mines uh... real cushy. Looking for something that pays about $200 a week to do nothing. (That's rent plus walking-about money. A man ain't no sort of man if he doesn't have walking-about money in his pocket.)

Right, when I say 'hot', I am actually substituting it for 'amusing' in the poll above.

*hopes that is an emoticon*

Originally Posted by kall

Right, when I say 'hot', I am actually substituting it for 'amusing' in the poll above.

So whats this 'karma' stuff? I see you and I both lack it.

welll I know you and I voted appropriatley...I knew you'd come here

Originally Posted by nih

So whats this 'karma' stuff? I see you and I both lack it.

its what cool people get

Originally Posted by nih

Oooh, you little... this shall not go unavenged.

I wouldn't bother trying to attack me ... see the nice little tag under my name

You'll lose every time

And let's face it ... you did *ask* for it ...

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

I wouldn't bother trying to attack me ... see the nice little tag under my name

You'll lose every time

And let's face it ... you did *ask* for it ...

This man also has a badge:

Ah yes, Doofy ...

Brilliant ...

*wipes dribble from chin and let's rip with massive fart*

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

*wipes dribble from chin and let's rip with massive fart*

Grandma?! What are you doing on the net again?!

Yeah, I slipped and dropped all my Karma and it rolled behind the couch in the VIP lounge.

It's a representation of how well your posts are rated by other members, like slashdot.org, but without the ability (at present) to hide posts by people under a certain level.

The higher your karma, the more difficult it is for someone with lower karma to Thief from you.

Also, the higher your karma, the longer you have been here, and the higher your Post count, the more 'power' you have. That's the amount that will be added to someone's Karma if you click it and give them + Karma.

If, for any reason, you hit -1000 karma, the site auto-bans you for a week.

Of course, nobody would ever let their Karma slip that low.

I am the Evil Presence of NZB. Noone shall invade on my turf without paying the right taxes and bowing down to me.

With that said, welcome to NZB and may your stay be a pleasant one

Any sort of evil will make my stay more pleasant. Cheers

If ya gotta ask . . .