Topic: Well that'll learn me.

I make a surprise visit to NZB, and no one's home!
Perhaps if I were to drop in at a more socially acceptable time in future . . .

Though I thought that surely our esteemed foreign members would be 'in da house'
Oh. I was just struck by a thought. *rubs head* Said esteemed etc are of course far more frequent visitors to the world of NZB than I, and would certainly be aware that NZ closes during the wee small hours. It goes without saying that if my current mental proficiency is any indication, I should likewise be tucked up in my cosy bed, sleeping the sleep of the (mostly) innocent. God, I'm an idiot.
Now I have to wait until morning to read the numerous posts agreeing wholeheartedly with my self-deprecating statement.

So, before my fingers commit mutiny en masse, and claw weakly at my eyes with their blunt, well-chewed nails, in a vain effort to persuade me that I am pursuing a course of the utmost folly . . . I shall bid you all good morning, and I await a response of some description with anticipation and not a little trepidation.

As an aside, has anybody else noticed the deplorable lack of people who chortle these days? I see plenty of giggling and, indeed, full on laughing, but the honest chortle does appear to be a dying emotional display.

what is a chortle is it i snicker a small giggle or what a chook does after laying a egg?

I've gone mad

Totally bonkers. I think it's caused by extreme tiredness. I still haven't quite got over the big move yet.

Where the hell have ya been Styx?

How're the horses?

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Where the hell have ya been Styx?

How're the horses?

I've been right here. Well, not here, but definitely where I am now. Or somewhere, that is. I mean, I've been in my current location , but not where you could see me. Obviously, or you wouldn't have asked where I'd been. Unless you'd gone mad, of course . . .

The honest truth is, all you smarty intellectual-type people intimidate me, and I've been avoiding you deliberately. Actually, not deliberately avoiding you - more along the lines of not deliberately going out of my way to not avoid you, if you get what I mean. Well, probably not, being mad.

Horsies is all good - we have two foals for this season, and are busy getting them to appreciate human contact, or at least not actively hate us. We seem to be doing an OK job on that front, though Fame can still be a little antisocial, and a lot stubborn. All healthy, though

No need for me to ask what's new. I just have to read the 1300 new posts to see that! I'll try being more regular, as I don't like seeing 3% next to my name, unless it's my income as a percentage of the GDP . . .

Cute little foals.. I don't really like horses, but the pictures are cute.

When do they grow into their legs? They look like they are on stilts at the moment!

Yes but...you have 100% Longevity. More than me even!

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