Topic: Men .... *rolls eyes*

So ... the other night the cat decides to use the bath as a toilet (number twos as well) *sigh*.

This was at about 10.30pm. I put on the rubber gloves and start to clean up the mess. Look for the Spray & Wipe ... hmmm, not under the kitchen sink, not in the bathroom cupboard.

Asks "Kall, do you know where the Spray & Wipe is?"

He replies "It's in one of the cupboards either in the bathroom or the kitchen"

SO, I do another extensive search of the place (rather loudly - banging cupboards, cursing etc etc) and find nothing so end up using dishwashing liquid and hot water to clean the bath.

NEXT, I go into the spare bedroom (where Kall is .... on the PC) and WHAT HO ... is that what I think it is ... yep, I'm pretty sure that the bottle sitting right next to Kall is, yes, definitely the buggery Spray & Wipe bottle!

*glares at Kall*

It's lucky he's so cute or some sort of punishment would have been put into effect.

So, for all you guys out there, next time your better half is looking for something and asks if you know where it is, at least take a glance around the room before saying you don't know.

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

So ... the other night the cat decides to use the bath as a toilet (number twos as well) *sigh*.

You're sure it was the cat?

2 questions

Why didn't you get Kall to clean it up in the first place :P

and What was he doing with spray and wipe beside the computer...

Also I know what you are saying about men! The other day I came home and before I had gotten anywhere near the fridge asked number 1 flatmate if he had eaten any left over macaroni cheese yet, the response was really grumpy and he started going on as if I had accused him of eating it all.

When all I really wanted to do was to offer to heat him up some too while I was doing mine if he hadn't already eaten. Geese after that I told him to sort it out himself. Which he duly did (however I do note he left it for like a couple of hours until he felt it safe to come downstairs again! hahaha)

Ah, the cat is mine so she's my responsibility when she makes a mess.

What was he doing with Spray & Wipe by the computer? Ummmmm, that I'm not sure about.

Hmm.. have you ever stopped to consider how smart that cat of yours is? Or that maybe it has some beef with kall and might be trying to frame him? Look at it this way, it actually knows to do it in the bathroom. Not the living room, not the kitchen, but the bathroom. So it goes to reason that the cat could be smart enough to move the Spray & Wipe where you can pin the blame on somene else...

Originally Posted by Nicholas

Hmm.. have you ever stopped to consider how smart that cat of yours is? Or that maybe it has some beef with kall and might be trying to frame him? Look at it this way, it actually knows to do it in the bathroom. Not the living room, not the kitchen, but the bathroom. So it goes to reason that the cat could be smart enough to move the Spray & Wipe where you can pin the blame on somene else...

Good point there.

*glares at Musspuss*

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Good point there.

*glares at Musspuss*

She is scheming, even now.

(The spray and wipe was in here from when we moved the PC and wiped the desk. :P )

Originally Posted by kall

She is scheming, even now.

(The spray and wipe was in here from when we moved the PC and wiped the desk. :P )

Those eyes?

Either that is one evil pussy or a nasty case of photoshop.

*closes all Adobe-related windows*

*whistles innocently*

Men's Rules (that women should know)

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

I shold print this and hang it on the fridge

Originally Posted by kall

She is scheming, even now.

(The spray and wipe was in here from when we moved the PC and wiped the desk. :P )

She's a nasty piece of work is that cat.

Our phone books are in absolute tatters.

Maybe she just wants to call the Animal Anti Cruelty league and pin even more stuff on Kall but due to the lack of opposible thumbs, it's proving to be a bit more difficult than anticipated.