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Topic: Dumb Olympic Quotes

              
   
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    Default Dumb Olympic Quotes

    "Coming in next we have two West African countries from Africa"

    DUH... where else would they be from?

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    Keith Quinn at his best again!
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    Default Re: Dumb Olympic Quotes

    'Ahh yes, Pi R Squared...Pythagorus'.

    Err...

    Pythagorus?

    Perhaps try Archimedes.

    Pythagorus' theorum is 'the length of the longest side of a right angled triangle is equal to the root of the sum of the squares of the opposite sides.'

    Of course, I wouldn't actually expect Quinny and McBeth to know that...

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    Default Re: Dumb Olympic Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by kall
    Of course, I wouldn't actually expect Quinny and McBeth to know that...
    *waits for the commentry team to say something about a flat backline*
    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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    Default Re: Dumb Olympic Quotes

    I think its a commentator thing. I remember Keith Quinn saying something stupid about a boomerang in the opening of the Sydney olympics. I have seen these quotes before, they are from murray mexted (the whole flatline coment made me think of them)during his commentating of rugby games. (BTW I've seen longers lists before)

    Since its not really related and they are kinda rude, I've posted them in the jokes forum.

    http://www.nzboards.com/forums/showt...8926#post18926
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