Topic: Dilbert

If I didn't know better, which if I think about it... I don't, I would swear that this place had gotten trapped in a Dilbert dimension.

So

Who is everyone?

I'm here.

It's only 8.00am on a Saturay over here. Most of the troops are probably still tucked up in bed.

It is 1 pm on Friday here and I am working on a web site problem. It is Dilbert like and the more I get into the problem, the more pointy my hair becomes.

ed

Just as long as it doesn't turn into groundhog day like in the movie of the same name.

I mean who is your Dilbert alter ego?

Sparkle = Lena?
Penny = Allice?
Nite = Catbert?

Who would you all be in a Dilbert dimension?

It is hard to say who I would be. Since it is much more objective views and I am not objective about how i would be viewed.

I know a ratbert. I know several Alices. I know a couple of Wallys. The boses boss, oh, yes.

I worked in telcom and the beginning of Dilbert was definitely telcom. Scott Adams was an engineer for Pac Bell (now SBC) in Dublin California.

Of course many of us would see ourselves as Dilbert. The Samuel Pepys of technology.

Peace

ed

Actually I think I'd probably be Carol the Secretary.

Originally Posted by Darkling

I mean who is your Dilbert alter ego?

Sparkle = Lena?
Penny = Allice?
Nite = Catbert?

Who would you all be in a Dilbert dimension?

I don't really know the Dilbert Characters?? who is Alice?? Since I have just been Likened to Alice...

Alice is the only female engineer in Dilbert's department. She's habitually overworked. Her cardiovascular system is basically coffee. She has a quick temper when confronted with the idiocy of her co-workers. She does not handle criticism well.

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Alice is the only female engineer in Dilbert's department. She's habitually overworked. Her cardiovascular system is basically coffee. She has a quick temper when confronted with the idiocy of her co-workers. She does not handle criticism well.

ohhhhh I don't think that can be me then cos someone who manages to post 995 Posts in like 3 months isn't over worked

And I don't drink coffee... I'll have to go and have a look and see if theres a character that slacks off and posts on message boards all day..lol

Hi Sparklechick,

What did she do to the pointyhaired one? Break his fingers?

Originally Posted by edshuck

Hi Sparklechick,

What did she do to the pointyhaired one? Break his fingers?

She destroyed the powercords etc on his computer so it was unusable.

If only my bosses had desktops instead of laptops!

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

She destroyed the powercords etc on his computer so it was unusable.

If only my bosses had desktops instead of laptops!

Accidentally tip coffee into the keyboard.
That works wonders for laptops.

If that fails soak the battery in a bucket of water, coffee, yak piss...

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

She destroyed the powercords etc on his computer so it was unusable.

If only my bosses had desktops instead of laptops!

The ink was smudged on my newspaper.

Originally Posted by Darkling

Accidentally tip coffee into the keyboard.
That works wonders for laptops.

If that fails soak the battery in a bucket of water, coffee, yak piss...

*goes to place order for yak piss*

Of course then *I'll* have to do all the work. Hmmmmmm