Topic: Benson & Hedges

Just bought a new pack of cigarettes from the dairy this morning



It had a special plastic sleeve over it. Looks like sand dunes on the front and on the back it says

"Inspired by nature, created with passion
These limited edition packs celebrate the beauty of the natural elements and the world they create around us"

Considering they are killing us all with their toxins does this not seem a bit wrong to anyone else?

Originally spoken by Denis Leary

There's this guy... he wants to make the warnings on the packs bigger! Yeah! He wants the whole front of the pack to be the warning! Like the problem is that we just haven't noticed yet! Right? Like he's gonna get his way and all of a sudden, smokers all around the world are gonna be going... "HOLY SHIT! These things are bad for you. Shit I thought they were good for ya! I thought they had vitamin C in them".

Fuckin dolt. It doesn't matter how big the warnings are. You could have cigarettes that were called the warnings. You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack with a skull and a crossbones on the front called Tumours and smokers would be lining up around the block going "I can't wait to get my hands on these fuckin things, I bet you get a tumour as soon as you light up"

Hmmm, whenever I see those anti smoking ads on TV it always makes me light up - oh, except the one where they squeeze all the goop out of an artery. That's pretty gross. So what do I do? Change the channel and then light up.