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Hey,

what do you think about facebook's crazy comments? A lot of my men friends have been getting very frustrated by all the CRAZY talk on womens profiles. Some one started a secret code to women only, not sure who started it but it sure did take off this week.

It first started as name your colour of bra, so everyone wrote just the colour on thier status,

then, it went into full-on mode, with some crazy sentences made-up from combinations !!

I thought that I'd help you men out and show you what us girls have been sent and it will allo make sense to you...send to your group of friends and get some people real confused LOL

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This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............DONT TELL ANY MEN!!!! Type out the sentence you end up with in UR STATUS!!!
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born: such as number 5 for 1985, 1975, 1995 and number 7 for 1977, 1987, 1997.
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in YOUR STATUS line (for example mine I loved your mom sliding down a hill, because I’m not crazy)

My other really good news is that Christchurchjobs.co.nz took the lead this week, with 57 new jobs being advertised for Christchurch, compared to Trademe in thier Christchurch section, they only had 28 new job adverts or so..!!