Topic: Who wants some points?

Hey Sparkle,

I will give you an amazing joke OK? because I have one lonely little point and it needs a friend to sit next too....

ok here goes..



An eldely copuple were getting ready to go out for thier anniversery dinnerl to celebrate there 50th year anniversary.

The old man is getting ready but he can't find his shoes - so he looks under the bed and finds a small tatty little cardboard box with 2 eggs in it and one thousand dollars!!

So that evening he asks his wife about it at dinner.

"Well.." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"

"And what about the thousand dollars?" asked the old man.

"Well..." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them!!"



So..... did we get a smile??? lol

There you go! You should now be 250 points richer!

Thanks for the joke and sorry it took so long to get back to you, I've been in holiday mode

Hey there

thats ok and thanks for the points. Now then,,,, how do we spend these things??

Oh by the way, I posted more jokes on my website here, i've been collecting and asking around for jokes for a few days. It was funny because some people were expecting me to tell them a joke when I asked them if they knew any so it'd go like this....

Me - hey, do you know any jokes?
Friend - uhhh, no.
- long silence -
Friend - so, uhhh, so what's your joke then?
Me - urm....????

Anyway, here are the best jokes I collected and got to write down... Recruitment and job jokes feel free to add to my list if you'd like.

Spend them? Why would you want to spend them??

Seriously, there's nothing to spend them on yet.. I might look at reinstating the points-to-play in the Arcade (but you're a sponsor so wouldn't be charged points)..

In future, you will be able to use them to change the colour of your username, make it Italic.. umm, maybe buy gifts and stuff for other people... we just need to wait for that side of the System to be developed for vB4.