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Topic: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

              
   
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    Default Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    A woman was working in a post office in California.
    One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
    sponge.

    That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she
    noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.

    She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not
    sore or anything.

    A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began
    to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat.

    She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

    The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump.

    He prepared her for minor surgery.

    When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

    There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope.

    The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva.
    It was warm and moist...

    This is a true story reported on CNN
    Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You
    wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator
    trays.

    I haven't licked an envelope for years!"


    I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to
    lick the envelopes.

    I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out
    2500 envelopes that were already printed
    and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of
    boxes with eggs everywhere.

    They eat the glue on the envelopes.
    Geniuses always comes across as fools


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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Ewww, thanks for that, I think I need to go vomit now....

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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Glad I could be of assistance
    Geniuses always comes across as fools


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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Bah , no thanks , brrrr

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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    ewww gross! *thinks of all the envelopes and stamps she licked over the years* millions!!!!! Gross gross gross *goes to check her tongue*

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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Urban Myth, This could never really happen

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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Oh, I wouldn't be surprised..

    If Brain Parasites exist, then tongue ones aren't too hard to imagine

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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement - Don't lick envelopes

    Why lick envelopes for me if they don't have email they don't hear from me haha.

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