Ookie Cookie

[Darkling]

Take one cookie and a few bored men.

First up it doesn't actually have to be a cookie.
Any food will do so long as it is something you all like and agree on.
Deserts are usually favoured but pizza is good (with extra topping, but we'll get to that later)

Also the guys don't have to be bored but it helps.
Being pissed out of your skill is a bonus.

O.K.

So all these bored guys gather round the food forming a circle with it in the middle.
They then proceed to jack off furiously.
The one who cum first is the winner.
Traditionally there is no prize for winning.

Oh my! What of the poor bloke who cums last? I here you preempt.

Yes, you guessed it.

Whoever cums last eats the cookie.

This is where the choice of food helps.
Strong sweet flavours like Creme Caramel or alcoholic lacing such as tiramisu or zabaglione are ideal.
No fair mixing.


As this is both food and nasty it was a toss up where to post it.

(pun intended)

Feel free to move

[kall]

As this is both food and nasty it was a toss up where to post it.

(pun intended)

Feel free to move

*grins*

post in Nasty post wherever

:P

[kall]

And ontopic: We call this game 'Soggy Biscuit'.

[Darkling]

And ontopic: We call this game 'Soggy Biscuit'.

Actually, so do we.

The Yanks call it Ookie Cookie.


For yanks, read jerks.

[Sparklechick]

Kall

Don't be baking any cookies any time soon huh?

[edshuck]

Unless you are from Oklahoma!

Then it is a Texan bait.

As he wanders off singing "Oklahoma hills where I was born."

[JustAskJulie]

A friend of my ex husband told us that that was a popular game between many men that he was in the service with. As soon as I saw your thread title that game was what popped into my head so I had to read the thread to see if we were on the same wavelength.... definately ookie.

[Penny]

My gosh that is gross... I thought I'd heard allot ( I thought I purity test had opened my eyes to most of what goes on out there in the big wide world) and guys actually do this??!???!?!

[edshuck]

Maybe I have led a protected life but NO. I have never done anything like this and have never known anyone who did.

Just one of those ledgend things. All Bull.