Day 1: The rules

[nih]

Welcome to this shiny, new forum. I'll use gentle violence and blunt honesty to nurture your inner self into states of both strength and cunning.

All forums need rules. You'll note the default NZB ones attached to the top. Until I hear otherwise consider this fappery a mere guideline to staying alive in my demesne. To truly perservere and rise above the other trogs on this forum to elite and admirable bastardery you'll need to learn my rules, and I only teach them the hard way. It's just like a coming-of-age movie but with less panty raids and more cruel hazings.

You can also ask questions. Although we've answered the 'are you going to fuck me up' query that is no doubt on all of your minds, others remain to be answered. Those who act like sycophants or in any other way question me with a lack of spine and honour shall be answered appropriately. For the rest of you who manage to maintain your dignity and self-worth, you shall go far.

Call it the Sparta of the modern age, here you shall learn a thing or two.

[Teelo]

Oh what? This was supposed to be GRANDPA nih not uncle...

Grrrrr.

[nih]

Grandpa, Uncle, I'm still gonna daddy you.

[CASPERTHEGHOST]

Rules Are Made To Be Broken When Theirs Meat To Grind You Start Grinding Dont You

[SPYDER]

whos talking about rules not my hubby is it i will give him rules alright

[CASPERTHEGHOST]

OOOOOPS who me

[nih]

He's a man after me own heart, leave him be.

[Nas]

There are rules?

Nih has rules

[Teelo]

Wow, nih knows how to enforce rules? He cant even follow them!

[mikeartee]

Good, I was hoping this site wasn't full of panty-wearing poofs.

Hope it doesn't get too fucked.