What kind of Flame Warrior (forum user) are you?

[Penny]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

Who are you? Who do you think others are here??

Someone from a different forum I visit told me once I was Bliss Ninny..lol

[Darkling]

Sparky?

[trogg]

How is the cat Penny ?

[Penny]

Shes just fine I have to pay more attention to her though, cos she gets upset otherwise

[kall]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

This is so very amusing to those of us who have encountered the various types before.

I guarantee, if you have used forums for any time at all, you will recognise people as fitting into at least one of these categories.

Obviously here, I am 'Admin':

Admin is the janitor, the cop, the mayor, the judge and sometimes even the forum doctor who tends to Warriors injured in battle - in other words, Nanny on steroids.
Because he runs the forum and sets the rules Admin has the power to pull the plug on any Warrior who gets a little too frisky.
Sometimes his efforts are appreciated, but like any authority figure he is also resented - especially by Jerk, Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur, Ego, Rebel Without a Clue, Yuk Yuk, Troller, and other Warriors who would like to turn the forum into their personal playground.

Most Admins are generally fair and even handed, but the adage that absolute power corrupts absolutely is as true on the internet as it is anywhere else, and it is a rare Admin who can resist bringing the hammer down if seriously pressed by a determined foe.
Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around him, and more often than not Admin's enemies will be driven off without him ever having to brandish his ax.
CAUTION: Admin is the most powerful of all Warriors and drawing him into direct battle invites almost certain defeat. Rebel Leader does pose a limited threat to Admin's power by fomenting a revolt and causing forum members to jump ship.

[nih]

This works better if you decide who everyone else is, and let someone else choose your type although Admin was a pretty obvious guess for you.

The only active users I could comment on are Penny, Darkling, Kall, Sparklechick and Teelo. Everyone else is a little too unfamiliar.

[kall]

If I wasn't admin...perhaps kung fu master.

This would be easier if 'twere NZB...I remember at least 4 groups of Royals, a couple of swarms, tons of trolls...

OK. Nih is....

A Godfather?

[nih]

Whatever, that's an urban legend.

I would agree that you're a Kung Fu master, since you don't always have your admin hat on and you never seem to lose debates around here. We need more users to see that for sure though since your mortal enemy is pretty much limited to Penny's spelling.

[kall]

Sweeet.

Oh, oops.. Up there, that should read NZD.

All right. You're a Deacon then. :P

Ahahahaha! Word of the day: 'de-lurk'.

From The Lurker: Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack.

[nih]

All right. You're a Deacon then. :P

Dat's better. Youse just stick to dat story if youse knows what's good for youse.

[kall]

First rule of Fight Club.

*nods and touches nose and checks to see if all of his pieces are still intact*

[Penny]

I posted that ages ago *sigh* just to be like darkling...http://www.nzboards.com/forums/showthread.php?t=711 lol

[kall]

Oh.

Heh.

Right, so...I'll merge the threads then.

[Darkling]

=The only active users I could comment on are Penny, Darkling, Kall, Sparklechick and Teelo.

Go on then.

What are we from your stand point, Mr Schroedinger?

[nih]

I'll tell you after I find some time tomorrow to read the list again.

Last day at work, w00t.

[Sparklechick]

So what do y'all think I am then?

I haven't had a chance to look through them all myself.

[Darkling]

So what do y'all think I am then?

I haven't had a chance to look through them all myself.

See post two of the original thread.

i.e. this one.

[Sparklechick]

looks

So far the only one I relate to is Big Cat.

[kall]

*falls off chair*

Hahahaha....okay, so the image is a little hard core, but the description...hehe.

OK, we need a Garble..mainly cos the entry is so funny.

[Darkling]

OK, we need a Garble..mainly cos the entry is so funny.

Penny