Topic: Victorias Secret

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it tomorrow and get a $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

His funeral is Tuesday.

Back on one of my training courses, myself and two of the girls went for a shopping expedition after one of the events.

They ended up dragging my to Ann Summers.

If I had it to do over I probably would have bought something.