Topic: Simpson Quotes

I want to know what your favorite simpsons quote is, it can be by bart or homer or any of them.

They are always great, but I want to know which one you like best!

Well I think D'oh has integrated it into life everywhere. Universally understood. Wouldn't surpirse me to see it in oxford dictionary soon !

Originally Posted by Penny

Well I think D'oh has integrated it into life everywhere. Universally understood. Wouldn't surpirse me to see it in oxford dictionary soon !

Doh is great yes, and getting more comon on everyday use! I must agree. I use it once per month myself

Is it your favorite one too?

I do tend to use it a bit. Whenever I do I find myself going "what are you doing Penny your not Homer simpson!"

*points at own signature*

Homer ringing some company: 'You cant put me on hold, Ill put you on hold...

Originally Posted by kall

*points at own signature*

Homer ringing some company: 'You cant put me on hold, Ill put you on hold...

I remember that episode, where he starts to sing annoying song and when they finally put him on, he puts down the phone LOL

Or...

Homer: No tv and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! Bleeeugh booga blurgh blee!!

or...

Lenny: That's Mount Karlmore. I carved it for him one summer.
Homer: What did he think?
Lenny: I don't know...we never talked about it.

or...

Smithers: Mr Burns! You're alive!!
Monty: Yes, I pulled a Jesus.

I'm sticking this thread now.

*nods*

Originally Posted by floris

I want to know what your favorite simpsons quote is, it can be by bart or homer or any of them.

They are always great, but I want to know which one you like best!

Just tell me who the "gay" character they are going to introduce will be?

I think they aren't going to introduce a new character, its going to be an existing character who comes out of the closet... *goes off to find old thread*

http://www.nzboards.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3828

My favourite Simpsons quote:

Homer:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm free goo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .......... (insert whatever Homer is looking at here)

alaglaglaghalagaalgghalaagh (the sound homer makes after he says mmmmm beer etc - his drooling sound)

*argle*


Ha haa

Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

"I haven't seen a bong in years!" - Homer

Donuts...is there anything they CAN'T do?

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." - Homer

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.

Burns: "Dogs.. always sniffing at your crotch.. what would you do Smithers?"
Smithers: "If it was you Sir?"

Homer's wandering around in the complex, in search of sugar. One guard
directs him to a security door, which leads to what seems the inside
of a mountain. The huge room is filled with machinery, control panels
and such. Hank is inside, and tells Homer he hopes to see the nuclear
generator up and running by tomorrow.

Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or
France?
Homer: France.
Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a
giant laser gun]

Scene: Moes
Moe to Homer "Hey you shouldn't drink to forget your problem"
Barney to Homer "You should drink to inhance your social skills"

When Homers on the plane to some island & he screams "JEBUS! Save me Jebus!"