Topic: Is it really only me who thinks it funny?

I woke up this morning deciding that I'd repaint the front window sills and how I'd go down to Mitre 10 to buy a litre of paint and it was such a warm day that I hopped onto my modern 2007 Vespa GTS250ie scooter wearing just jeans and a singlet and bare feet,the store only a hop and a skip away from my house.
Anyway just as I was pulling up this maori fella was walking out whose head was shaved on both sides with a mohawk down the middle with earings in his ears,wearing a thick leather jacket and trying to look cool as as he walked over to his Harley and I straight away thought of a couple of things I could say to him like "in your dreams buddy" and "you wish" because I actually have the hardest job nowadays of having to ride around on my scooter all day trying really hard to 'not look' cool,which I both didn't say but which I didn't have to because you could tell by the look he gave me that I'd definitely taken the wind out of his sails and he knew it.I think it's this knack I have of making new friends.

Very clever Martin
I have had Vespas and Harleys and liked the Vespa much better.