Topic: [NOT RATED] The good the bad and the ugly

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY--------------
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> Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
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> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them
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> Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
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> Good: Your son's finally maturing
> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
> Ugly: So are you
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> Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections
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> Good: Your wife's not talking to you
> Bad: She wants a divorce
> Ugly: She's a lawyer
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> Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
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> Good: You're son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's you're best friend
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> Good: You're wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

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