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QuincyWisdom · #1 (**permalink**) **12-May-2005, 01:07 PM**

Yes, it's true...I am not a kiwi. Stone me, if you wish...I am not one of you, I do not reside in the great nation of New Zealand (it is a nation, yes? You have the Union Jack on your flag...Brit.

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I am from Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA. NOW WAIT...before you go about castrating me because I'm an American, just remember that I hate my government just as much as the French do...and that's saying a lot. Hell, at least I'm not Australian...am I right or what?

Nevertheless...I pity you all. America managed to get their independence while the Brits still believed in gentlemen's wars, and wore nice red coats, a nice mark for our snipers. I imagine it would be a lot harder for you all to rise up against the queen now, eh?

No matter, I'm sure if Helen Clark went into a cage fight with the queen, Clark would come out a bit bloody, but with independence. I think HBO could make some cash off a political smack down like that.

Well, I suppose I'll tell you all how I found this place...

I was searching Google for pictures of a Helen Clark cage match (hence the above mention of one), when I stumbled across a picture of the lovely "Sparklechick", and decided to join in hopes of convincing her to run away with me.

Ok, so that's a load of bull. I'm actually an online "pal" of Kall, your admin, owner, and (if you all know what's good for you) future Prime Minister. We're fellow forum owners...do me a favor...scroll to the bottom of this post. Do it, you'll see why in a minute.

Ok, you there? Good...see the "Partner Sites" box? Do you see "Dog Forums" as a link? Yeah, that's my site. My pride, joy, and baby.

But, enough about me, and my internet lovechild. Let's talk about...you. No, never mind.

Let's talk about me some more. I'm 17 years old...7 days away from graduating high school, and I enjoy reading, and criticizing war hawks like the President of the United States (boo). Oh, but don't mistake me for some rebellious teenager who hates the government and his parents, because I do, but I also hate other things, like spam in my inbox. You see, everyone hates that, I'm normal too.

Anyway, I'd like to apologize for nothing, and I look forward to speaking to you all more at a later date.

Thanks!

-Mike

Sparklechick · **Local Time:** 10:18 AM

Hey there

Welcome to nzb. I'm the lovely sparklechick. I could see why somebody would want to join a site because they stumbled across my photo but then you changed your story so

Aaaaanyway ... nice to see you here Mr Colorado .... there's some old man slippers

by the door if you'd like to make yourself more comfortable.

QuincyWisdom · 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Hey there

Welcome to nzb. I'm the lovely sparklechick. I could see why somebody would want to join a site because they stumbled across my photo but then you changed your story so

Aaaaanyway ... nice to see you here Mr Colorado .... there's some old man slippers

by the door if you'd like to make yourself more comfortable.

Why, thank 'yee much. I'm going to pass on the slippers, though. I have a mild fungi infection, and would hate to taint your home with it.

Yet...I will help myself to some coffee, if you don't mind.