[kall]

Right so.

We wanted to use our voucher for a free meal that we got when they fucked us around some time ago.

Me: Excellent! Lets dial the 0800 number!

Sparkle: What is it?

Me: Umm...I think its 83 83 83.

Sparkle: No, that's Pizza Hut.

Me: No, I think it's KFC as well..hang on, I will check their website. Nope, not there. I'll try whitepages.co.nz....nope, not there either....how about google? Surely google can find it. Nope. Bugger it, try the 83 83 83.

Sparkle: No, the message just says Pizza Hut. No mention of KFC at all.

Me: Stay with it, and ask for KFC.

Sparkle: Okay....Oh hi, no..I was after KFC. Oh, it will be an hour and 15 minutes?

Me: Fuck that.

[Penny]

Go and have wendys, its yummier

[kall]

Nah, we decided to go to Hell.

YOUR ORDER:

1 x Creator(snack)(Sparklechick)
Chilli * * *, bacon, BBQ sauce, cheese, ham, jalapeno, mushrooms

1 x Creator(snack) (Kall)
Chilli * * *, apricot sauce, bacon, cheese, chicken, cranberry, garlic, onions
1 x Corn Nuggets
With: sour cream x 1
1 x Cajun Wedges
With: garlic mayo sauce x 1

[Penny]

mmm helll....mmmmmmmmm theres one just down the road, but they don't deliver here, we have to go and get it.

I don't eat Pizza and so I get their spirit pasta, sometimes I chuck off the chicken cos I am not a big fan of chicken in pasta, but mostly its ok. And I liek their garlic bread too.

[LostinChina]

Originally Posted by kall

go to Hell.

hmmm... interesting... and the site looks cool too

[Penny]

I like picking up and throwing the devils around thats cool...

[LostinChina]

Originally Posted by Penny

I like picking up and throwing the devils around thats cool...

hahahaha - so that's what they meant when they said "If the devils get in your way, just throw them someplace else." - i thought they were just talking about if you had problems ordering...

watched the whoopass video also, ...do the delivery guys really look like that also? i wouldn't be surprised if they do.

[Penny]

haha I am pretty sure that movie is outside the karori Tunnel in Wellington(My Old home) cos the tunnel loks familar AND the egale boy was always out there, I know the people who owned the eagle boys in Northland, (Just up the hill).

Freaky, maybe in Wellington, the dude I have seen in the shop here (Because they don't deliver to me!) is nothing like that!

[kall]

Tonight, after handing over the money and getting the pizzas, I came into the lounge with it all and announced 'Holy Crap! A White Man just delivered our pizzas!'

He did look like the guys in the vidoe look, but I don't think he was one of them

[NiteFenix]

The pizza hut, the pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and the pizza hut

macdoooonalds, macdooooonalds, kentucky fried chicken and the pizza hut

I'd like to castrate the person who wrote that song, painfully slowly.

[Penny]

It to the tune of "A ram sam sam" its just different words.

[Sparklechick]

Have you had a response from your email yet Kall?

I phoned them once after I had sent a complaint letter to them and they told me that they don't respond to complaint letters/emails ... it's not their policy. They will deal with a complaint at the time but won't acknowledge complaints if they're sent in.

Great Customer Service policy huh?

[kall]

Woah.

I just called the number on their site and the PA said that they had received my email and it had been passed on to the relavent people.

She then put me through to the Marketing Manager...I got his voicemail.

Didn't leave a message, but woah.

(What was I sposed to say? 'Hi Cory, my name is Kall and I am doing some research on why you hide the 0800 KFC number...')

[Sparklechick]

You should have left a message.

It's the sort of thing they need to know.

Kall: we can't find your 0800 number you stupid fucking moron
Him: i'm sorry sir, perhaps we could send you some free chicken
Kall: that would be good except I wouldn't know what number to ring to get it
Him: good point

and so on and so forth