[edshuck]

My daughter rented a movie with these 4 comics performing. They did non stop redneck jokes. Here are two:

You know you are a redneck

when you go to a family reunion looking for a new wife!

when you mow the lawn and discover you really do own a car.

Actually, I am happy being a person who can laugh at myself. And there is a certain notarity in having a genre of humor about your lifestyle.

[trogg]

You might be a redneck if you home is mobile but you car isn't

Jeff Foxworthy

[Sparklechick]

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

[edshuck]

Hey Trogg,

You saw the video! He was the leader of the miscreants.

You might be a redneck if moving up in the world is a new "double wide"

Sparklechick,

My brother has had 3 wives (one at a time), nope he is up to 4 - but this is about the three. Before the first married Mike, all three shared an apartment. Now that is a bit close knit.

[trogg]

We actually had the Jeff Foxworthy show on TV here for a season and often have his stand up routines on the radio (bFM Silly show for those interested).

You have to be able to hold a mirror up and laugh at yourself from time to time.

[edshuck]

I got up about 12 hours ago, put the drops in my eyes for Glocoma (sp) which turns them kind of beet red. Took a bath, shampooed my now silver locks. Did not comb the hair out. Put on some clothes to write code. Clean, loose. And as it were unironed.

Had to go feed the parrot. Coming home, I noticed people crossing the street to avoid me. This is not abnormal but they usually know me.

These were total strangers.

Well, I get home and look in the mirror. Yee, gods. Its ed the panhandler! I flat out look like hell. The eyes give just the hint of a person needing a stiff shot of something from the still.

Oh well, if I can hold out for about 2 hours, it will be dark and then the fangs come back. Ahhhh hhha hhha

Ever read any of the vampire books by Anne Rice? She lived in Noe Valley til moving to New Orleans.

For Sparklechick


One of my uncles married into the Bigley family. 12 girls, 2 boys. Suddenly, I was related to the north end of the county. Except for the livestock.

[edshuck]

trogg mentioned mirrors.

I mentioned vampires.

Wonder if Bush gets a reflection?

You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table.

In front of her kids.

[NiteFenix]

Nice one.

[edshuck]

you think of large weddings in terms of multiple "Fry Daddys" as gifts,


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...98263?v=glance

you wonder why a T bone won't fit in your fry daddy.

[jeni2004]

you guys/gals are too funny.

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by edshuck

Ever read any of the vampire books by Anne Rice? She lived in Noe Valley til moving to New Orleans.

I've read a few of Anne Rice's books. They're a bit hard to get into to start with but end up being a pretty good read.

[NiteFenix]

Same with Terry Pratchett. But I won't change the subject now.

Vampires rule!!!!