[kall]

Sweet.

Just days after I wished I could have my own scammer to play with, I get the following:

Originally Posted by Mr Jubril

FROM THE DESK OF MR.JUBRIL.
NORTH ATLANTIC SECURITIES
FINACIAL COMPANY.
LOME-TOGO

Dear........Sir,

I AM MR.JUBRIL.THE MANAGER OF OPERATION WITH THE NORTH ATLANTIC SECURITIES S.A.R.L.HERE IN LOME TOGO.NORTH .ATLANTIC SECURITIES S.A.R.L IS A SECURITY AND FINANCIAL COMPANY THAT HANDLE PERSON,FAMILY AND COMPANIES PRECIOUS METALS E.G:GOLD,PRECIOUS STONES AND DIAMOND,AND ALSO,WE PROVIDE SAVINGS AND HOUSING LOAN TO PERSONS,FAMILIES AND COMPANIES.

I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM OUR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HERE IN LOME TOGO, WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR A FORIEGN PARTNER WHOM,I CAN TRUST AND DO BUSINESS WITH.ON THE 5'TH JULY 1999 THERE WAS AN AIRCRASH THAT HAPPENED IN EGYPT.ONE MOHAMMED MOHD SALAHELDDIN LEVY WHO IS OUR CUSTOMER EGYPTIAN CITIZEN AND AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN,DIED WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN IN THE PAINFUL INCIDE (AIRCRASH).BEFORE THE AIRCRASH,MOHAMMED MOHD SALAHELDDIN LEVYS DEPOSITED($35 MILLION U.S DOLLARS)THRITY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS WITH US,WELL PACTAGED IN TWO BOXES AS PRECIOUS METALS.

DUE TO MY POSITION IN THE COMPANY,HE CONFINDED IN ME,BY TELLING ME THAT HE WANTS TO USE THAT MONEY FOR HIS PERSONAL POLITICAL AMBITION,SO HE BROUGHT IT TO LOME TOGO FOR SECURITY PURPOSE.I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOW ABOUT THIS IN OUR COMPANY.SINCE HE DIED WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN,NOBODY,HAS COME FOR THE CLAIM OF THESE BOXES CONTAINING THRITY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($35 MILLION U.S DOLLARS BUT,WAS REGISTERED AS PRECIOUS METAL.

HENCE,I SOLICIATE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN PURPORTING YOU OR COMPANY AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASE.ALL ARRANGEMENTS HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR A HITCH AND RISK FREE TRANSACTION.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN TRANSACTING THIS DEAL WITH ME,INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO ENABLE ME GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS AND INSTRUCTIONS ON THE MODALITIES.I CAN NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS MYSELF AS A STAFF OF THE COMPANY.I AM GOING TO PURPORTYOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED.I WILL GIVE YOU ALLNECESSARY INFORMATIONS NEEDED.

THANK YOU AND REMAIN BLESSED.

YOURS SINCERELY.

MR.JUBRIL UDEH.

NOTE:THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUATE SECRECY AND
CONFIDENTIALITY


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My response:

FROM THE DESK OF MR ISTI

GOLD AND APPLE

FINE FACIAL COMPANY

AUSTRALIA



Hello.......Mr Gubril,



THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING ME IN THIS WAY, AS I DO NOT OFTEN RECEIVE SUCH OPPORTUNITIES IN MY EMAIL BOX, GIVEN THE FACT THAT NOBODY BUT MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND BUSINESS ACQUAINTENCES HAVE THIS ADDRESS, SO I KNOW YOU MUST BE FOR TRUE AND REAL.



I WONDER WHO IT WAS THAT YOU CONTACTED IN LOME TOGO THAT KNOWS ME…COULD IT BE JOHN? JOHN JONES? HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO AFRICA LAST YEAR, TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE IN THE DIAMOND MINES OF THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIM.



Can we stop shouting now?



$35 million dollars sounds nice.



Please send me the money.



Do you have a paypal account?



You can set one up for free and just paypal it to me.



Your pal,



Kall.

[Sparklechick]

Niiiiiice.

Love the spelling ... very authentic.

[wanda951]

Been there and gotten them also. Funny how they never send the money LOL

Cheers,
Wanda

[koen]

If it only could be tru

[kall]

No response yet.. I'll let you all know once the cash arrives.

[Lina]

way cool, does that mean free subscriptions for everyone once you get the dosh??

[NiteFenix]

Hang on just a minute!

$35 million dollars for you and none for me?

No fair!

*goes to sulk in a corner*

[kall]

Originally Posted by Lina

way cool, does that mean free subscriptions for everyone once you get the dosh??

For you, there'll be a tanker arriving, filled with around 500k worth of Goldfish.



Ahh, memories.

(Fenix - I'll shout you a decent server. )

[Lina]

Geee, thanks, just what I always wanted.... goldfish. Not!

[NiteFenix]

Shout me a decent server? *confuzed look*

[Neophis]

Don't you just love it .. when you get those wonderfull emails

[Ladybird]

Kall, you're reply is a classic. I hope you don't mind if I use it next time I get a similar email.

Well done!

[Killbee]

Nice responce!

[thomasbredman]

Nice reply

Only problem is that you can confirm your email address like that. Well if you didnt use another fake one.

[kall]

Originally Posted by Lina

Geee, thanks, just what I always wanted.... goldfish. Not!

Goldfish.. remember?

How we met? So very long ago?

Fenix: Note the wink.. I'm sure your servers are fine.

[Lina]

Ah yes, memory very hazy, suppressed memories and all that!

(Can you blame me, really?!?)

[kall]

Originally Posted by Lina

Ah yes, memory very hazy, suppressed memories and all that!

(Can you blame me, really?!?)

Well, okay.. you got me there.

[Lina]

;P

Anyhoo, heard an answer back from these crazies yet?

[kall]

No dammit.

Still a little boy waits.

[Cobra]

I have gotten those emails as well usually from Nigerian bankers who inform me that I have millions of dollars waiting for me.

Do people fall for those emails?

Has anyone on this forum been a victim of such fraud emails?