[nih]

Speaking of backs Penny, have you ever used duct-tape to turn back fat into a second pair of boobs? It's freakin hilarious - back cleavage is comedy gold.

I've also decided that the drag queen that lives upstairs uses an aggressive amount of duct-tape to get her boobies to look like boobies since she can also look like a perfectly normal man when she chooses. This took a long time with lots of clandestine surveillance to figure out though. Were they falsies? Overnight implants? Lifts? At the end of the day though, science was the winner and nightmarish visions of oversized suction pumps being used to horrific effectiveness have been banished from my mind forever (probably straight into yours. Heh heh.)

What do you think Darkling? Is duct tape the best way to promote a facade of jiggling womanliness?

[Darkling]

By far the best way is to go out there and get yourself a real woman, nih.


I have an Idea for an experiment you could try.

1. Go out in the sun and burn your back.
2. Whip out the duct tape and plump up your man boobs.
3. Put on that bra you have hidden under the bed and try doing a day's work with what I could only imagine feels like a cheese grater on your back.
4. Come back here and tell us all how it went.

[Penny]

Go Darkles

[nih]

Admittedly if I was going to try on a bra I wouldn't be out in the sun. I would do it in the safe, quiet privacy of my own home. Then instead of submitting to the hassle of actually going outside I might try out my new alter-gender persona on a forum or something. You wouldn't get any UV to facilitiate this previously mentioned sunburn, I hear that pasty white gothic look is sexy.

What say you? A no-tan forum dragqueen is the way to be eh?