[Sparklechick]

Going to the ladies bathroom and finding the seat up.

That's scary.

*looks suspiciously around at other employees*

[Penny]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Going to the ladies bathroom and finding the seat up.

That's scary.

*looks suspiciously around at other employees*

lol now that is scary!

[use-with-caution]

Going to the ladies bathroom and there being pee on the seat is worse. I still haven't figured out how a chick could pee where she should be sitting?

[Penny]

Originally Posted by use-with-caution

Going to the ladies bathroom and there being pee on the seat is worse. I still haven't figured out how a chick could pee where she should be sitting?

Is it just a little bit or allot?? Cos if it is just a little bit maybe they don't know how to use toilet paper... who knows.. not sure any more analysis is needed into this topic!

[use-with-caution]

Originally Posted by Penny

Is it just a little bit or allot?? Cos if it is just a little bit maybe they don't know how to use toilet paper... who knows.. not sure any more analysis is needed into this topic!

Enough that I had to get the bleach stuff and pour it all over the seat then clean that up before I was prepared to sit. It was certainly very strange.

[Penny]

ick

[Darkling]

In the toilet in work we have a little can of air freshener, boy is it needed.

Anyway.

It's all green with a picture of a meadow & a wooded glade and it's called Country Fresh.

Someone scratched 'o' and 'ry' out of the label so it now reads:

"C unt Fresh".

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Darkling

In the toilet in work we have a little can of air freshener, boy is it needed.

Anyway.

It's all green with a picture of a meadow & a wooded glade and it's called Country Fresh.

Someone scratched 'o' and 'ry' out of the label so it now reads:

"C unt Fresh".

You work with some really lovely people Darkling .... NOT.

The problem with most air fresheners is that normally it doesn't actually take the stench away it just makes it smell like the stench is in a wooded glade or meadow

[edshuck]

I was in the navy with a guy who was from so far back in the hills that births and deaths were only registered occasionally.

We are on a cruise. Our yacht of choice was an 898 foot long Aircraft Carrier smelling of burning kerosene.

We shopped in Hong Kong and my friend bought 5 one ounce bottles of Chanel #5 perfume. Real perfume. I ask about the purchase. He had bought one bottle for his sister on the last cruise and it was so good it lasted almost a week! They were for his sister but she could have only one a month.

I still wonder, not often, but occasionally, what the hey whe was doing with it.

[trogg]

Originally Posted by use-with-caution

Going to the ladies bathroom and there being pee on the seat is worse. I still haven't figured out how a chick could pee where she should be sitting?

I once read a thread on another messageboard where this woman claimed that she could stand up and with practice aim... or at least it was someone claiming to be a woman.

*shakes head at what some people post threads about*

[use-with-caution]

Originally Posted by trogg

I once read a thread on another messageboard where this woman claimed that she could stand up and with practice aim... or at least it was someone claiming to be a woman.

*shakes head at what some people post threads about*

Pfffffttttttttt I can pee standing up, not sure about the aiming though (I just tend to make a puddle )

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by use-with-caution

Pfffffttttttttt I can pee standing up, not sure about the aiming though (I just tend to make a puddle )

That holds true for everyone. Guys included.

[use-with-caution]

Originally Posted by Darkling

That holds true for everyone. Guys included.

That is so true, why they can't aim for something a foot across but expect you to believe they're going to be any good at aiming for something an inch across is weird

[Penny]

Originally Posted by trogg

I once read a thread on another messageboard where this woman claimed that she could stand up and with practice aim... or at least it was someone claiming to be a woman.

*shakes head at what some people post threads about*

my goodness me! Thats silly as. I could pee standing up, but I'm sure it will be messy, thats why we sit...

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Penny

my goodness me! Thats silly as. I could pee standing up, but I'm sure it will be messy, thats why we sit...

I learnt the art of squatting when I was in my teenage years ... no toilets when you go to a paddock party and often everything is a bit wobbly due to the excess amounts of alcohol consumed. The trick was to find a tree close by to use as a stabiliser and try not to tip backwards. You had to squat or you'd most likely pee on your shoes.

[edshuck]

OK

Drunk woman and a drunk man get in an argument about who can pee the furtherest.

They stagger out back of this bar and the woman pulls up her skirt, drops her drawers, leans back and lets fly.

Maybe 12 to 18 inches.

Guy pulls it out and aims.

Woman screams "foul".

Guy asks, "What? Whats wrong"

Woman says, "No hands"