[nih]

Hey, America! Stop f***ing with the towel-heads and go sort out a real global threat.

Let's face it: every decent man, woman and child under the sun has their Arabic analogue. Although when I say analogue, I mean a dirtier, unbathed analogue awash with the also grimy sin of being foreign.

Ok, so perhaps America is doing some good over there, kicking some grimy foreign ass. But far from being a rant about lesser, not-quite-as-clean-as-us nations this is an impassioned plea to avert a real disaster.

Say like how the Ukraine is being overrun by the undead.



Caption: Future president Yushchenko wants braaaaaiiiiins

[kall]

Apparently Resident Evil was actually an interactive history lesson from 40 years into the future, somehow sent back to our time.

[nih]

Originally Posted by kall

Apparently Resident Evil was actually an interactive history lesson from 40 years into the future, somehow sent back to our time.

Figures.

Would you rather be a zombie or one of the living?

Benefits of being a zombie
Finally you're part of the 'in' crowd
Lots of food around, if you like the taste of zombie. Other zombies don't mind!
That awesome blank-eyed stare

Benefits of staying human
You can run a whole lot faster
There's lots of interactive zombie entertainment
The entertainment comes to you
If you get sick of being human you can become a zombie pretty easily

[edshuck]

Did I mention that dubya had thanked those Canadians that waved with all their fingers. He did, he did.

Then there is this.

Dubya's face on large ad boards in the midwest captioned, "Our leader"

[nih]

The Republican methodology creeps me out. But then, strange things are happening in America on all levels.

Last week a 10 year old girl was taken out of class, handcuffed and arrested and spent the day in jail as set out by school policy. During a standard bag-search they found the paper scissors, which have a 2 inch blade. The girl has been suspended and will possibly be expelled.

I would personally venture that this is your first conclusive proof that America will come to resemble the horror depicted in stories like 1984 and more recently Equilibrium and Half-Life 2. The gradual pacification and opression of your population.

If anyone tries this here I suggest we could start considering taking the extreme action I was bagging last month and have ourselves a civil war. I hope as a country we're never faced with this sort of self-destructive stupidity though.

[edshuck]

Actually, I do not think anything is conclusive.

This is, iMO, the first time we have had a president that truely thinks he talks to GOD and a majority in the Senate that think they are GOD. Although most are in denial, since most of the senators are male and in denial about their female side.

Then we have the Sunday morning church goers, paying for their Saturday night wayfairing with a bit of a sing. The churches think Bush owes them a reversal of Roe v Wade, a constitutional ammendment banning gays from anything.

Hatred is rampant.

For my part, I think Bush is a dry drunk (visit your local AA if in question about this).

He is certainly a liar. When I said that on the San Francisco Regional Mensa forum, you would have sworn I had done beastiality on the family pet in the middle of city hall at noon.

He has chosen a suite of advisors that are all very far to the right of center.

No nih, Penny and Sparklechick will confirm that I am very aware of this most dangerous person.

His environmental policy is, "Hey, babe, check the air conditioner."

His policy toward women? See above.

I firmly belive he will have a nuclear war with Iran and/or N. Korea.

Did I mention that I also think he is an idiot?

But, one of two things, either those who voted for Bush are wrong or those who voted with me are wrong.

He is very dangerous.

[nih]

I'm afraid your post is difficult to follow and doesn't make a lot of sense.

I got the bit about mensa though, so we can probably safely assume from here on in that you live in an inner reality where you're the geniuses' genius. That makes you some sort of super-genuis by my reckoning, and therefore totally inadequately prepared to comment on real life apart from telling me how many cards I just dropped, or how many holes are in my faux-cool converted office ceiling within three seconds of entering the room. Say, do you do tricks?

[Sparklechick]

You just need to learn how to read Ed's posts nih.

Scarily I now understand most of what Ed posts.

Am in total agreeance with him here.

[nih]

'Agreeance'? :P

From what I gather Ed misread my post and is arguing against my comments, which are in agreement with what he then said.

[edshuck]

Actually, I think we are all in agreement.

And nih cleared up my aversion to hats

[nih]

How about asshats?