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| Let me know your star sign and I will post your horoscope. I will start with Aries (because that's me) Aries Yesterday's bathtub mystery will be explained today. Still, you'll have no idea what to feed the penguin. Pizza might work, I'd think. | ||||
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A scruffy-looking fellow who you've never seen before will come up and offer you a very strange-looking raisin muffin. Good idea to decline, in this instance. Quote:
Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing. | ||||
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Excellent time to start a new company, making software to help people with mental problems. You will call it SchizoSoft. Your motto: "Who Do You Want To Be Today?" | ||||
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| Virgo A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought. Aquarius If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day. Sagittarius It will turn out that all of your life up until now was just a peculiar dream, and that you are actually still only 2 years old. You will find this vaguely irritating | ||||
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| OK great. So who wants to join my new religion? I call it - Jesterism, and it's a dedication to all things - Jester. hehehehe | ||||
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| [quote=Sparklechick]Virgo A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought. Thank christ someone else comes and squishes it casue I hate the bloody things, I had one of those yucky jumpy ones with the big eye jump on my monitor the other day, got such a fright ![]() | ||||
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