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| In the states we have Redneck Jokes. A few moments ago, I opened my mail and found thest. Just to give you an idea of the tone. > If someone tells you there is something in your teeth and you take > them out to look...you might be a redneck > * > If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger*changed your life...you might be > a redneck > * > Okay ladies... > If you are wearing a strapless top with a bra that is not...you are > without a doubt a BIG FAT REDNECK, but I'm sure somebody loves ya > anyway... Anyone from the south is a target for Redneck jokes. Okie, Arkie, Texan and South Dakota jokes are Redneck jokes renamed or yet to be bonafied Redneck jokes (Still local). Does NZ have similar? | ||||
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| Yes we do. We call them Westies - those that live in West Auckland. I think they can be thought of as quite similar to a redneck. | ||||
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Hey, who you calling a westie? Between me, my ex flatmate & my father we no longer have 9 cars on the section..... altho we have built a 70 square metre (about 700 square foot) garage that has 6 cars and a small trailer in it The neighbours (a couple in their early 30s) have a late 60s or early 70s AMC Cuda with a huge block engine (with a really nice rumble that sets off the alarms of parked cars) and a 1934 Ford pickup which is fully original down to the white wall tires. Na, this isnt a redneck suburb. On the positive side, none of my family or friend have been on Jerry Springer. You might be a redneck if you have a car that isn't mobile and a home that is. | ||||
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| We always left the cars in the front yard. Gave the chickens a place to take a crap during the day and a place to roost during the night. | ||||
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