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Old 09-Jun-2004, 11:45 AM
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Default Redneck jokes

In the states we have Redneck Jokes.

A few moments ago, I opened my mail and found thest. Just to give you an idea of the tone.

> If someone tells you there is something in your teeth and you take
> them out to look...you might be a redneck
> *
> If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger*changed your life...you might be
> a redneck
> *
> Okay ladies...
> If you are wearing a strapless top with a bra that is not...you are
> without a doubt a BIG FAT REDNECK, but I'm sure somebody loves ya
> anyway...

Anyone from the south is a target for Redneck jokes. Okie, Arkie, Texan and South Dakota jokes are Redneck jokes renamed or yet to be bonafied Redneck jokes (Still local).

Does NZ have similar?
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Default Re: Redneck jokes

Yes we do.

We call them Westies - those that live in West Auckland.

I think they can be thought of as quite similar to a redneck.

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Default Re: Redneck jokes

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Yes we do.

We call them Westies - those that live in West Auckland.

I think they can be thought of as quite similar to a redneck.


Hey, who you calling a westie?

Between me, my ex flatmate & my father we no longer have 9 cars on the section..... altho we have built a 70 square metre (about 700 square foot) garage that has 6 cars and a small trailer in it

The neighbours (a couple in their early 30s) have a late 60s or early 70s AMC Cuda with a huge block engine (with a really nice rumble that sets off the alarms of parked cars) and a 1934 Ford pickup which is fully original down to the white wall tires.
Na, this isnt a redneck suburb.

On the positive side, none of my family or friend have been on Jerry Springer.



You might be a redneck if you have a car that isn't mobile and a home that is.
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We always left the cars in the front yard. Gave the chickens a place to take a crap during the day and a place to roost during the night.
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