[Raine]

Well I’m fucked, spent all day making my house look like a million dollars for the Real Estate guys appraisal but ya know what? I think it worked cuz when I opened the door to him his eyes lit up and nearly fell outa his head! That’s a good sign no????

Anyway he walked in and my son goes to me…”eww Mum stop perving”. And I was like…”get real you idiot!” I soooo was not perving at this 6 ft 3, blonde haired, green eyed adonis who’d just walked into my house.

So he shakes my hand and goes…”hIIiiiii, I’m david”, and I was like…”hIIiii, I’m Raine”. Cept it came out as more of a giggle and squeak and …”hiimraine”. *gulp* Then I was like showing him round the house and he was checking out the cupboards and stuff and I was checking out his arse and we came to the bathroom and he says…”oh this is a nice shower”, and I say…”yea it is…ya want one”? Errrps….: blush: He turned bright red and I was like “Cuz they’re on special at Mitre 10”. Good save eh???? God I’m good!

Well I thought I was and only had my room left to show him and thought after that I’d offer him coffee. But he gets into my room, notices the single bed and goes…”Oh are you single?” And I’m like … “yes would you like a root?” (aaaarrrgh!) “I mean…would you like a coffee? How do you take it?” *tries not to die on the spot or shrink into oblivion*

But he gets this huge grin on his face and goes…”Doggy-style”. Whoa! So we [too many letters] [too many letters] [too many letters] and then he goes…”I’ll take that shower now”, so we [too many letters] [too many letters] [too many letters] and that’s all good and he wants me to sign these papers about sole agency or stuff and I’m thinking, thinking, thinking and go to him….”hmmm, might check out some other
Real Estate agents first eh”? That’s wise no? But he gets this kinda grumpy arse look on his face…I guess he was disappointed he might lose business or something I dunno.

So yea…it’s been a really eventful day.

ok, ya had me right up until you started with the unseemly conversation...then i started believing again right when you says...think i'll check out some others first..lol

[Raine]

Originally Posted by Kayla

ok, ya had me right up until you started with the unseemly conversation...then i started believing again right when you says...think i'll check out some others first..lol

oh shush you! it's all true i swear it! would this face lie????

Originally Posted by Raine

oh shush you! it's all true i swear it! would this face lie????

in a bloody heartbeat..lmfao

hey..where's the pokey tongue smiley on this place???

[Raine]

Originally Posted by Kayla

in a bloody heartbeat..lmfao

hey..where's the pokey tongue smiley on this place???

this one?

Originally Posted by Raine

this one?

ggrrrrr

:P

Originally Posted by Kayla

ggrrrrr

:P

aaarrrggghhhhhhh

[Raine]

Originally Posted by Kayla

ggrrrrr

:P




aaarrrggghhhhhhh

you found it! you found it!

so whaddaya reckon about my real estate guy??? sign up wit him or not????

Originally Posted by Raine

you found it! you found it!

so whaddaya reckon about my real estate guy??? sign up wit him or not????

i did, i did, i did,...i'm so proud of myself..lol

well, get in a couple more...see how fugly they are, and then call him back and offer him a deal..lol

[Penny]

To see his hot face/ass round your place all the time... definitley.... but in all seriousness check some others out too, cos I know people who have negotiated comissions down and stuff.... but I've never had to sell so i don't know.

also to do a blush go so thats oops with a : on either end and grrr you can do AND if you see a smilie that anyone else has used just put your mouse over that smilie and what ever pops up is what you put inbetween the :

*end of todays lesson in NZB*

[Raine]

well he just rang me back with a price and for some reason unknown to me he must think i'm easy....IDIOT!

(either that or he's still sulking)....i think i will check out some other agents.

[Penny]

you never know somewhere down there in lil ole Blenheim there might be a real estate guy to match the hot lifeguard I doubt it but its worth trying to find out.

[Raine]

Originally Posted by Penny

you never know somewhere down there in lil ole Blenheim there might be a real estate guy to match the hot lifeguard I doubt it but its worth trying to find out.

grrrrrrrr...will have to give you this one Penny. your Lifeguard won the battle...BUT THE WARS NOT OVER!!!!

[Penny]

hehehe I'l tell him tomorrow Course he won the battle hes sooooo dreamy

[shrub]

Raine, your initial post is all "too many letters". WHat happened?

[Raine]

Originally Posted by shrub

Raine, your initial post is all "too many letters". WHat happened?

ummm...oh gosh i don't know...think that means ya spose to fill in the blanks or something.

[shrub]

I'm taking up selling real estate.

[Raine]

Originally Posted by shrub

I'm taking up selling real estate.

that's funny...i just happen to know a house for sale.

[shrub]

i'm on my way round.

[Raine]

Originally Posted by shrub

i'm on my way round.

shaweet! *has 3.5 hrs to put a face on*

[shrub]

can I have a shower when I get there?