[Penny]

How to make your new jersey look old in Three Easy Steps.

Step 1: Pick up the cat and try to look at her cut while wearing it. This is guaranteed to pull out atleast 3 threads.

Step 2: Reach through a Punga fence to get recieve something from someone. This is also guaranteed to pull out a few threads.

Step 3: Bake in it.

[Sparklechick]

*makes mental note*

*nods*

Thanks Penny

[Penny]

My Absolute pleasure Sparkle

[Penny]

Another piece of advice, about reaching through a punga fence... It makes spiders attach themselves to your jersey...

Then once you realise this every time your hair or something tickles your face you think its a spider.

(and sorry for repeating that in the 3rd person)

[Sparklechick]

Spiders very quickly expire from life if ever around me.

I almost gave myself a black eye killing a spider that had crawled onto my face one day. No calmly brushing spider off for me, NO, I decided to pulverise it with my fist - problem was it was sitting on my eyebrow.

I *did* get it though

[Penny]

are you blonde by chance? :P

[Sparklechick]

*looks at hair*

Nope ... I do have some blondey streaks though.

Was very blonde when I was younger.

[Penny]

I was too... Allot of people are blonde when they were young. At one stage my hair was white and sticking straight up... Mum used to dress me in my brothers hand me downs and I looked like a boy.

[kall]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Spiders very quickly expire from life if ever around me.

I almost gave myself a black eye killing a spider that had crawled onto my face one day. No calmly brushing spider off for me, NO, I decided to pulverise it with my fist - problem was it was sitting on my eyebrow.

I *did* get it though

That's nothing.

One day, whilst giving my earhole a quick clean with a cotton bud, a fly buzzed into the side of my face and I jerked out of the way, impaling the cotton bud into my eardrum.

*shudders*

Actually, that could explain why it filled up with water when I was landscaping that day and decided to have a swim to cool off...

[Sparklechick]

My brother had a click beetle climb into his eardrum one evening. He started screaming, we didn't know what had happened. Finally after pouring water down his ear a few times, the stupid thing was washed out.

My bro said he thought he was going mad. The clicking sound was insanely loud (as it would be if was going off inside your eardrum).

[Penny]

Oh yuck. I hate bugs around my ears.. Mum once told me this story about a person who had a fly gly into their ear and lay egggs and stuff and it grossed me out big time!

@Kall : OUCH.

While we are telling silly things we have done stories. I was running around outside with some friends once and my friend ran through a bees nest and I ran the same way and stopped right in the bees nest and got stung like 7 or 8 times and the bees were all up my shorts and stuff it was not fun...

[kall]

...and there was this one time, at band camp...

[Penny]

Originally Posted by kall

...and there was this one time, at band camp...

hehehehe... That girl is so funny.. My friends are always doing that to me.. I'm full of stories...

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Penny

hehehehe... That girl is so funny.. My friends are always doing that to me.. I'm full of stories...

me too!

Most of mine tend to be in the Embarrassing Stories thread though

[Penny]

hahaha, lots of mine go in there... I just "forget" to mention them on here though!