[edshuck]

This is from another site. But I am sure they will not mind.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

[Penny]

I like I like.. hehehe, that is funny.. Thanks Ed for making me laugh!

[Sparklechick]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you going somewhere?

[edshuck]

A fools errand often begins with a pint.

[NiteFenix]

Two atoms are sitting on Tablemountain (Cape Town) smoking weed and the one says to the other 'Chissss bruuuu what would Cape Town be without the Sea?" whereupon the other replies "Ape Town Bru"

[Sparklechick]

What goes Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?


A sheep with no lips!

[NiteFenix]

*looks at the New Zealander then at the joke*

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[Penny]

Originally Posted by edshuck

This is from another site. But I am sure they will not mind.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

What women can wash up with left hand, cook tea with her right hand, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, give you a blow job and open your beer with her arse?

A SwissArmyWife

[Sparklechick]

*shakes fist at NiteFenix*

Two women were having lunch together & discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a Boob job done."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a-hole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Wow, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde."

[NiteFenix]

*just smiles*