11/03



Ahhhhh monday back at the 'ol grind stone! It seems amazeingly sad that one must waste ones life at meaneal toil in order to survive!

It is slow and boring tonight which gives me more fuck off time! But I think I some how broke the OD.

Now boredom takes over.:o

Kirk: {in corny over drama! <3 'ya W.S.) Damit.....Spock....weee......can not ..allow the ship.......to.....BE....captured! By...my command.....Innnetiate self destruct sequence.

Bones: Damnit Jim, not again. This is the third time this starweek! That last time you thought we were being borded by a Ferangie Tribble herder!

Scotty: Wull I'm a with ya cap'n *swiggs from bottle of 250 yr old Irish Whisky*

Spock: I'm afraid I must agree with the doctor captain. Self destruction of the ship at this time would be illogical.

Bones: Well I'll be damned, the unemotional pointy eared freak agrees with me!

Spock: I am simply following the dictates of logic my good doctor. The captain has obviously been smoking crack again.

Kirk: So its a muttany is it .....I allways knew...you...were power hungry....Spock! *grapples with Spock*

Spock:*Delivers David caradine like karate kick to Jims ribs then follows with Vulcan nerve pinch*

Kirk: Damn you Spock.......*slumps to floor dramaticaly*

Bones: Get him to sick bay, I have been working on an experamental new designer drug I think he will enjoy.

Spock: Very good doctor....Mr Scott if you would be so kind....please get us out of here.

Scotty:*holding whisky bottle upside down looking into the mouth* I'm sorry Mr.Spock but we have an immenant core breach...I think I spilled some whisky on the control panel shes gonna blow.... {Enterprise by G.M.:o}

Kirk{from sick bay, speaking in between hystiricle laughter}: Damnit Mr. you've got 2 minutes to fix it or we're all dead man! PPpzppppzpzz we're all dead wahhhahahahahah

Bones:*LMGDFnAO* Little for you little for me...

Jim, Bones: *continue to laugh hystericaly*

Spock: Mr. Scott, I'm on my way, Mr. solu you have the com. *doors: swish*

Solu: Yes at last the power is mine. I am the captain MUHahahahahahahah!

O'Hora: Dont make me break a heel off in yo little yellow ass, BIATCH!!

**Engine room**

Spock:*doors:swish*

Scotty: *lies uncontious on floor*

Spock: *dons radiation suit and enters engine core*

Kirk:*doors:swoosh* *still laughing hystericaly* No Spock...LOL....dont....

Spock: Its logical Jim, one life for the sake of the many....

Kirk:LOL...no no...I mean you dont have to do it....LoL..Scotty was halucinateing....the core is fine....

Spock: Well JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE you son of a bitch!!!!

Jim, Bones: *Laugh hystericaly*

*Control Tower of dry dock*

*looking down on Enterprise*

Fleet Admiral:{Speaking to a smug looking Councel Member}Alright, alright....perhaps a mandatory retirement clause MIGHT be in order......

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Are you a chick?

Trans-gender.

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Sweet Which genders?