[kall]

An NZB Romeo posts the boards, a serenade.
Laying everybody low with the love post that he made.
Sees the online light, steps up to the keys
Says something like ‘Webcam sex, how about it?’

Juliet says, ‘Hey it’s Romeo, he gave me a dick pic’
He’s underneath every post she’s saying ‘Hey la, my stalker’s back.’
You shouldn’t come around here, stalking people like that..
Anyway, what’s she gonna do about it?

Juliet! The dice were loaded from the start
An I bet you thought you’d find someone to share your heart
And you forget, you forget, he showed his schlong..
When you gonna realise, it is just that this guy is wrong? Juliet?

Come up on different boards, they were both posts of shame
Both dirty, both mean, and the words were all the same
And he plans a stalk for you, and now his dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of these heels?

Well you can fall for stars of silver you can fall for stars of gold
You can fall for pretty pictures and the promises they hold
They promised you hair not bald, they promised you not fat, thin
But when you meet Romeo, yeah you see his belly cannot be kept in.

Juliet, when you make posts, I want to cry.
You said “Ill luv u lik th strs abve, Ill luv u bby tll I di’
There’s a place for this, it’s called a phone.
When you gonna realise…. you can use proper words?

I can’t do the talk like the talk on the Adult board
And I cant help take the piss, like the way it’s meant to be
And I Can’t post everywhere but I’ll post anywhere for you
Can’t do anything except post along with you.

And all I do is mail you, and wait for you to mail me
And all I want to do is be in your company
And all I do is kiss you, thru the gold emoticons
Julie, I’d do coffee with you any time.

Juliet.. when you send mail, I’ll always reply
I’ll chat with you, till the sun comes up, I’ll chat with you till I die
There’s a place for us, the message boards…
When you gonna realise NZB brings its own rewards?

Ju…lie…etttt….

[Penny]

Kall have you been bored today??

(I haven't read them all yet.. WIll leave that for when I am at work!!)

[kall]

They are actually parodies of parodies.



(From my NZD days)

[Penny]

*inserts comment about kalls mental state again*

lol (oh yeah too! )

[Sparklechick]

and don't forget Penny ... I *actually* live with him.

[NiteFenix]

*buys kall a jacket*

The white suits you bro, and I always thought hugging was cool. Want me to loosten up those straps at the back for you so you can breath a bit better?

[Penny]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

and don't forget Penny ... I *actually* live with him.

I hope you have good contents insurance!

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

I hope you have good contents insurance!

...with additional cover for fire, flood and acts of Kall.

[Sparklechick]

you know, I hadn't thought of that

*phones insurance company*

I wonder if they know what constitutes an "act of Kall"?

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

you know, I hadn't thought of that

*phones insurance company*

I wonder if they know what constitutes an "act of Kall"?

A few things spring to mind...