[Darkling]

Welcome to the never ending story, where you decide what happens next.

I'll start the story going and leave it to the next poster to continue it.
They leave it at a critical juncture, someone else picks it up, and so on...

If you don't like the way the story is playing out, you can wright in plot twists and surprises to send it in whatever direction you desire.




Chapter one. The awakening.

John opened his eyes, stretched, and looked around the room.
Sunlight streamed in through the open curtains.
By the looks of it, it was about Mid Day. Perhaps one.
Outside, a gentle warm wind blew through the trees and sent waves rippling across the grass.
In the distance could be herd the sound of running water and bird song.

"Where am I?" asked John out loud.

This was not where he expected to be.

[Sparklechick]

He could tell by the cottonwool feeling in his mouth that the last tequila shot he had was probably a mistake and ran quickly to what he thought was the bathroom to find a toothbrush.

As he opened the door he was confronted with the most hideous sight he had ever seen.

[Penny]

He could hear the shower running & the curtain was more than slightly see through, revealing what could only be described as.....

[kiwi_dude]

Originally Posted by Penny

He could hear the shower running & the curtain was more than slightly see through, revealing what could only be described as.....

someones grandmother

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

someones grandmother

"Oh my god" he thought to himself. "What the hell did I get up to last night".

He goes to scratch his arse and finds a pair of teeth attached to his right buttock.

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

"Oh my god" he thought to himself. "What the hell did I get up to last night".

He goes to scratch his arse and finds a pair of teeth attached to his right buttock.

His new father-in-law was still wearing them

[kiwi_dude]

Originally Posted by Darkling

His new father-in-law was still wearing them

The only way to remove his "new father in law" of his ass was to let rip with an almighty FART...

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

The only way to remove his "new father in law" of his ass was to let rip with an almighty FART...

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Darkling

This sent a shockwave throughout the community of Vomitville ... the villagers exploded from their houses in awe of the mighty parumph emanating from the man's nether regions.

[kiwi_dude]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

This sent a shockwave throughout the community of Vomitville ... the villagers exploded from their houses in awe of the mighty parumph emanating from the man's nether regions.

Grandma came from the shower to see what all the commotion was and to johns amazement he found that she was in fact a transgendered granny which explained his cottonwool feeling in his mouth...
desperatly he searched high and low for the listerine but.....

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

Grandma came from the shower to see what all the commotion was and to johns amazement he found that she was in fact a transgendered granny which explained his cottonwool feeling in his mouth...
desperatly he searched high and low for the listerine but.....

it was nowhere to be found and it wasn't possible for him to be in the bathroom any longer looking at the wrinkly shell of a body that is grandma.

He decided a quick exit was necessary.

[kiwi_dude]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

it was nowhere to be found and it wasn't possible for him to be in the bathroom any longer looking at the wrinkly shell of a body that is grandma.

He decided a quick exit was necessary.

so out the bathroom window he went... head first arse in the air trying to escape.... transgendered grandma in seeing this grabbed him by the nut sacks and marched him back to the bedroom for more of what went on the night before

[Penny]

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

so out the bathroom window he went... head first arse in the air trying to escape.... transgendered grandma in seeing this grabbed him by the nut sacks and marched him back to the bedroom for more of what went on the night before

Will lying there, letting transgendered granny have her way, he thought up an escape plan, he would play dead! What a grand plan that will be, transgendered granny wont realise that he isn't really dead then he can escape.....

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

Will lying there, letting transgendered granny have her way, he thought up an escape plan, he would play dead! What a grand plan that will be, transgendered granny wont realise that he isn't really dead then he can escape.....

While he was laying there, pretending to be dead, he thought to himself:

This is a NASTY situation to be in.
I wonder how it got so NASTY.
If I don't do something soon it could get VERY NASTY...

[kiwi_dude]

Originally Posted by Penny

Will lying there, letting transgendered granny have her way, he thought up an escape plan, he would play dead! What a grand plan that will be, transgendered granny wont realise that he isn't really dead then he can escape.....

the biggest problem he had though was finding a way out of the handcuffs transgendered granny had placed on him....
he was lying butt naked on top of the bed cuffed to the headboard... transgendered granny took her robe off and started to tease him...
YUKKK he cried out...

[Penny]

ohhhhh subtle darkling subtle

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

the biggest problem he had though was finding a way out of the handcuffs transgendered granny had placed on him....
he was lying butt naked on top of the bed cuffed to the headboard... transgendered granny took her robe off and started to tease him...
YUKKK he cried out...

I so wish this was in nasty *thinks of something to add that keeps it cleanish*

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by kiwi_dude

the biggest problem he had though was finding a way out of the handcuffs transgendered granny had placed on him....
he was lying butt naked on top of the bed cuffed to the headboard... transgendered granny took her robe off and started to tease him...
YUKKK he cried out...

There was a sudden "thwacking" sounds and transgender granny's head flew out the window.

Hurrah for my friend the Marcus the Circus Midget thought John.