[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Penny

While I was floating in the air doing my clown/cannon thing, I suddenly burst out into song "i believe I can fly" sounding something similar to William Hung, and a lightbulb came on inside my head.... that could be my new vocation!

Whilst in the air, I changed my trajectory slightly so I could land in Las Vegas (the next venue for the American Idol auditions).

I took the clown shoes off, slipped on my gaudy printed shirt and some funny teeth and prepared myself for Simon Scowell

[Penny]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

Whilst in the air, I changed my trajectory slightly so I could land in Las Vegas (the next venue for the American Idol auditions).

I took the clown shoes off, slipped on my gaudy printed shirt and some funny teeth and prepared myself for Simon Scowell

I landed safely on the top of the building, absailed down the side, and waited in line with all the other auditionees. Suddenly I saw this girl, she was singing some kind of scooter song,(kinda like smelly cat, only scooter like) AND she had a scooter, I couldn't help myself, I saw her as direct competition. I took her down, punched her a couple of times, and took her scooter, and waited paitiently in line as if nothing had happened.

[Bluey and Aquila]

Originally Posted by Penny

I landed safely on the top of the building, absailed down the side, and waited in line with all the other auditionees. Suddenly I saw this girl, she was singing some kind of scooter song,(kinda like smelly cat, only scooter like) AND she had a scooter, I couldn't help myself, I saw her as direct competition. I took her down, punched her a couple of times, and took her scooter, and waited paitiently in line as if nothing had happened.

Time went slow, but finally it was my turn. I cruised on in on my newly aquired scooter, there was Simon, Paula and that fat fella ( can never remember his name ) when the silly scooter scab came in screaming.

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Bluey and Aquila

Time went slow, but finally it was my turn. I cruised on in on my newly aquired scooter, there was Simon, Paula and that fat fella ( can never remember his name ) when the silly scooter scab came in screaming.

With a quick bitch-slapping of my hand she was disposed of.

The judges exploded with applause and I was through to the next round.

I didn't even have to sing "She Bangs" (my prepared song for the audition).

[Bluey and Aquila]

I left the audition feeling prety good, until I got to the corner of 5th an 33rd Avenue, Where .....

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Bluey and Aquila

I left the audition feeling prety good, until I got to the corner of 5th an 33rd Avenue, Where .....

A penguin went whizzing past my head.

I looked down the Avenue and a big polar beer was standing there with a large club.

[Bluey and Aquila]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

A penguin went whizzing past my head.

I looked down the Avenue and a big polar beer was standing there with a large club.

As it got closer I realised it wasnt a polarbear it was infact a Yeti and Im stuck inside an arcade game on a website.

As the Yeti approached with its large club, i just knew I had to get out of here before it starts thinking Im a penguin,

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Bluey and Aquila

As it got closer I realised it wasnt a polarbear it was infact a Yeti and Im stuck inside an arcade game on a website.

As the Yeti approached with its large club, i just knew I had to get out of here before it starts thinking Im a penguin,

My heart started racing

I looked around

All I could find was a skateboard and a skipping rope made of barbed wire.

[Sparklechick]

I jumped on the skateboard and started skipping through the barbed wire.

"What the hell am I doing" I thought

[Penny]

hehehe *sniggers* barb wire game...

I realised the operator was a female, and no good at controlling the jumps, so after my legs went I jumped away on my hands .....

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Penny

hehehe *sniggers* barb wire game...

I realised the operator was a female, and no good at controlling the jumps, so after my legs went I jumped away on my hands .....

A seagull picked me up as I jumped and took me to

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

A seagull picked me up as I jumped and took me to

...an electric train set where I staggered around for a while (on my hands coz I lost my legs on the barb wire) drinking, farting, and looking for the way to the bathroom.

Just when I thought my bladder was about to explode...

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Darkling

...an electric train set where I staggered around for a while (on my hands coz I lost my legs on the barb wire) drinking, farting, and looking for the way to the bathroom.

Just when I thought my bladder was about to explode...

My legs suddenly grew back and I could walk again.

"Strange" I thought.

I was still badly in need of the bathroom so I went looking for the train station.

[kall]

After relieving myself, I was informed that other passengers needed to use the ticket vending booth.

Red-faced, I backed out with my tickets and ran for the train...

[Bluey and Aquila]

As I boarded the train I noticed my seat was next to ...

[Sparklechick]

A Mr Potatohead

He was very unhappy because apparently more people are switching to Grainwaves.

The whistle blew and the conductor announced that we were on our way to Syberia.

I wonder what I will find in Syberia.

[Darkling]

I never discovered what I would find in Siberia because the train derailed just outside Mianus.

The inhabitants of Mianus are a friendly bunch.

There are wild parties in Mianus every night.