[Sparklechick]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?

4. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

6. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

7. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

9. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

10. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[edshuck]

When have doctors had enough practice.

How do they print the "m" on each and every m&m?

[NiteFenix]

Why do some people receive e-mail that I send to them and others don't? *blank stare*