[kall]

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My name is Mr Nawaz Beaumont Al-jareef.I am a free lance journalist
from Riffa kingdom of Bahrain.My mother is an American.Due to my
background I was one of the priveledged journalist who were preveledged to enter
the al-qeda camp in Agfanistan before the war.This gave us an
opportunity to interview most of the al-qeda leaders in the country.Most tapes
being brocasted in Arabs television comes through us the selected few
before the war.But their spate of terrorism is now a night mare to the
global village.
We had always thought they were fighting a holy war (jihad) as directed
by the holy Koran.But soft target women and children does’nt include
the jihad from the islamic view.In view of this,we have decided the
terrorist act must stop and to stop this the head had to be cut off.Once
this done the body will wither and die.
We are sincerely sorry for all the atrocities they must have caused to
the world on behalf of the Arab world.We can assure you not all Arabs
condone such.we know there is a price (bounty) on the head of the leader
of the al-qeda(Osama Bin Laden).we will like you to help us bring him to
book with the information we will give you,please reply ASAP.
We can’t do it ourselves because he is a hero of the Arab world and will
be the outcasted from our people.They are cawords who prefer to pay lip
service instead of to stand up and fight.
No body should know about this for now or he will disappear again,there
is Al-qeda everywhere even those you trust believe us we have
experienced it.It took us months to locate him,he is always on the move.Bye for
now till we hear from you.
Awaiting your urgent response
Regards,
Mr Nawaz Beaumont Al-jareef.

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Ok, as far as I can see, the major glaring error is this apparently priviledged journalist mis-spelling the word 'Al-Queda'.

Oh...I see.

He wants to tell me where Osama is.

[styx]

And in return? I suppose they need your bank details etc to launder the reward money

[NiteFenix]

Can I play with him kall? Pretty please?

[kall]

Yeah man, go for it..just let us know for our amusement.

(If it turns out to be real, I expect at least a 70-30 split of the reward. )

[NiteFenix]

aight

[nih]

"The Riffa Kingdom in Bahrain". Sounds so romantic. After they finish fleecing all of the western world's suckers twice over they'll put some of that money towards turning their hellhole of a country into something nice.

I think the 419 scams are scummily dishonest, but it's also turning out to be a fair-ish redistribution of wealth in the world, with the exception of those cockbites who send OTHER peoples money.

[kall]

NF, if we get the reward, please make sure I remember to give nih something for using the word 'cockbite' so eloquently in a sentence.

*makes notes*

[NiteFenix]

Sir Yes Sir!

[nih]

1. Swear in a forum
2. ???
3. Profit!!!

[NiteFenix]

The game is afoot.

[Penny]

*shakes head* you guys are crazy...

[NiteFenix]

lol That's me

[nih]

Originally Posted by Penny

*shakes head* you guys are crazy...

What'd I tell you about shaking your head with a low-cut top?!

[Penny]

Originally Posted by nih

What'd I tell you about shaking your head with a low-cut top?!

hey no low cut top here... I'm at work afterall, only turtle necks round here...

[nih]

Originally Posted by Penny

hey no low cut top here... I'm at work afterall, only turtle necks round here...

Turtlenecks eh? Then you'll have no problem pulling yer head in.

Ahhh, Kall, sorry to say, but, I'm way ahead of you, I've had at least 20 unfortunate Nigerians calling on my help this week alone. Not to mention the 20 odd, lotteries I've won. Yes, I know, so lucky ;-)

[NiteFenix]

I'm sad to report this muggu didn't bite.

Anyone else wanna post some possible muggus which I can play with, be my guest