[Penny]

I'm looking to swap my Mother with someone else's...

so list all the things (pros and Cons) bout your mother so I can find someone to swap with.

Mine is driving me nuts....on the plus side, I may have gotten my sister in trouble with my last night, when Mum got all upset with me...

[styx]

Unfortunately, the fact that your mother irritates you so much is hardly going to make her catch of the day

Anyway, you can't have mine - I don't think Dad would appreciate it!

[nih]

My mother's pros: She's sweet and lovely
Cons: I can't hit it. She's my mother goddamnit.

Your mothers pros: I can hit it! woo!
Cons: There's probably some law against hitting it with mother and daughter at the same time.

Can we arrange a temporary swap?

[Penny]

Originally Posted by styx

Unfortunately, the fact that your mother irritates you so much is hardly going to make her catch of the day

Anyway, you can't have mine - I don't think Dad would appreciate it!

haha... welll would it make it better if I say she is lovely to other people and noone can understand what I am on about??

oh man, you never know your Dad might enjoy the change

Originally Posted by nih

My mother's pros: She's sweet and lovely
Cons: I can't hit it. She's my mother goddamnit.

Your mothers pros: I can hit it! woo!
Cons: There's probably some law against hitting it with mother and daughter at the same time.

Can we arrange a temporary swap?

a temp swap..... nope... I'm talking Pernamently... I think your mother is too close to me anyway, My Mum is currently further away, like all good mothers should be.

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

I'm looking to swap my Mother with someone else's...

so list all the things (pros and Cons) bout your mother so I can find someone to swap with.

Mine is driving me nuts....on the plus side, I may have gotten my sister in trouble with my last night, when Mum got all upset with me...

You can't have mine. Mine's great.

Pros: food, cleaning, er... food.
Cons: Can be embarrassing in that way which all mums are genetically engineered to be.

[Penny]

Yours is winning so far Darkles...mostly becuase she is all the way across the other side of the world!

[nih]

It sounds to me like you're aiming too high. You don't want to trade mothers, you just want yours eliminated.

Skull can offer a range of useful and discreet services in this regard. Call my PA and schedule an appointment. Oh, and stay on the plastic please. We're repainting.

[Penny]

And what sort of payment do you require for these elimination services?

[nih]

Someone restrain me from saying I'd hit it in return for hitting it.

[Penny]

haha.... trust you... Anyway my mother underneath it all is lovely. Just a wee bit mis guided.

Even though she got up my nose somethign shocking, it might work out all the better this way anyway... (the fact she knows what I told her now...rather than the eliminating her)

[nih]

Now she knows too much, you have to eliminate her.

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

haha.... trust you... Anyway my mother underneath it all is lovely. Just a wee bit mis guided.

Even though she got up my nose somethign shocking, it might work out all the better this way anyway... (the fact she knows what I told her now...rather than the eliminating her)

Oh that's just marvelous that is.

Now I know there's something I don't know and you know I just got to know, you know?

So... what did you tell her?

[Penny]

not as much as I should have...

so anyway I ranted in my Journal if you are really interested in my poor hard done by stories about my mother.

[Darkling]

Always.

BRB

*edit*

You could have told me it was the last entry.

I had to wade through all that drool over the hot lifeguard to find it.

Still, it doesn't go into detail about what you actually said to her...

[Sparklechick]

Sorry but you can't have mine. Mine is pretty amazing.

Pros: always there for me, lives in quiet tranquility which is perfect when you need to get away from it all, likes to drink alcohol, makes scrummy pizza
Cons: drives me nuts if I spend too much time with her; ie longer than a week