[patricia]

A few years ago i took my son to the local superstore. We had a good morning out. On the way home we waited at the bus stop for a bus. My son only being three and a half years of age at the time climbed over a small fence and proceeded to pick the Berry's of the trees and place them on the top of the fence. He is playing shops so i thought. My son then proceeded to say in his clearest and loudest voice, "any one want to buy some nipples" As you can imagine the other people standing at the bus stop erupted in laughter. I was then left with how do i handle this with out making it worse. My reply to my sons question was "sorry son i already have some so i don't need any more" that was the end of that. If any one else has something funny to share i would like to here them thanks from England.

They can embarress you at times, can't they? I was standing in line at a check out once with my then two year old son. There was a woman in a dress standing in front of us. Suddenly, my son dropped to his knees and hugged one of the woman's legs and would not let go. I had to peel him off of her. A man standing in line behind me said, "Well, we know he's a leg man!" Everyone cracked up laughing.

[SMILEYROSE]

Well, when my brother was much younger (about 4yrs old) he was lying on the carpet in his bedroom playing with his matchbox cars and toy garage. One day I walked into his bedroom as I could hear him making explosive sounds and he was smashing the cars into the toy garage he'd been playing with. I looked down at him and asked him why all the sound effects? He then showed me that he'd found some torpedoes and he was pretending to make them explode! LOL, they turned out to be my Mothers tampax and she felt terribly embarrassed when she asked for them back!