[patricia]

This joke is not meant to offend blonds or brunettes. A blond and a brunett walk into a bar. You would think that one of them would have seen it.

[Lina]

I like that one

I also like this one:

How do you drown a blonde?






Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool. Hahahah!

[patricia]

you think that is funny wait till you hear this one
how do you know when a blond has been at a computer?
there is tipex on the screen.

[Lina]

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put 'PTO' in the bottom right hand corner of a page on both sides.

[patricia]

what do you call a man floating in the sea = bob
what do you call a man floating in the sea with no arms no legs and no body = dick.
what do you call a man with a spade in his head = dug
what do you call a man with no spade in his head = dugless
What do you call a deer with no eyes = no eye deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs = still no eye deer.

[Lina]

what's big and red and eats rocks?
A big red rockeater.

What's big and red and eats sand?
A big red rockeater on a diet.

[Lina]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
The branch broke

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was hooked onto the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game

[patricia]

What do you call a blond with two brain cells
pregnant. he he

[Lina]

Why did the Maori fall off his bicycle?



He was hit by falling monkeys

Hahahha