[Penny]

Even though my Mum is such a bitch at the moment. I just brought her 2 outdoor chairs. I have two and she loves them, I saw the place I brought mine making them again and I figured I'd get them for her.

So now I have two garden chairs in Pukekohe, and I have to somehow get them to Avondale...Any ideas anyone?

[Darkling]

I'd suggest hiring a truck but there's got to be a reason why not.

[Penny]

its far to sensible suggestion... I actually know what I am going to try and do, but I thought someone might have funny silly suggestions I could laugh at. Oh well.

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

its far to sensible suggestion... I actually know what I am going to try and do, but I thought someone might have funny silly suggestions I could laugh at. Oh well.

oh, um...

Strap them to the backs of trained flamingos and fly them there?

[Sparklechick]

Get a friend and have a chair race?

[NiteFenix]

Hmmmm, I second Darkling's suggestion but have the flamingoes race to see which one gets there first.

[nih]

This would be more interesting if the flamingoes only took one chair at a time. Or you had three flamingos with one flamingo connected to both chairs.

You could also eat the leftover flamingo.

[NiteFenix]

Strap a bomb on each of their back. If they aren't there on time ... roast turkey, if you know what I mean

[nih]

Forget boring old roast turkey. Try Turducken

[Penny]

ohhhhh so what does Flamingo taste like... don't say Chicken either.. people tend to describe everything as tasting like chicken..

[nih]

According to the thread title you taste sweet.

I cannot confirm the veracity of that claim however. I will submit that your bad jokes leave a bitter taste in my mouth.

[Sparklechick]

Originally Posted by Penny

ohhhhh so what does Flamingo taste like... don't say Chicken either.. people tend to describe everything as tasting like chicken..

Not necessarily ... apparently humans taste like pork.

[nih]

We look like it too, once we're strung up.

A butcher in the 1800s was strung up himself after feeding long pig to his patrons for over a month. People had commented on how delicious and tender the meat he was selling was.

[edshuck]

Originally Posted by nih

We look like it too, once we're strung up.

A butcher in the 1800s was strung up himself after feeding long pig to his patrons for over a month. People had commented on how delicious and tender the meat he was selling was.

Try this link.
Ballad of Alfred Packer

[Darkling]

Originally Posted by Penny

ohhhhh so what does Flamingo taste like... don't say Chicken either.. people tend to describe everything as tasting like chicken..

Actually I think it's the chicken that tastes like flamingo.