I find a few of the other choices a lot more offensive than that...

[Sparklechick]

Really? I think it's the stuff coming out that makes me *shudder* a bit.

Does anybody else find any of the emoticons offensive? If people are being offended by them then I really should take some of them off.

Ahhh Xtra once had the crazy idea to charge for each email sent over their system. When asked by a reporter how many emails were exchanged over the Xtra servers in a day the staff member stumbled.

Why???

They can't count the number of emails let alone figure out who to charge for each one.

These days there ae so many people on the net that logging an IP address and having it actually recorded by your ISP is a dead fluke or they are already watching you (CyberStalking)

Oh and I'd suggest to WW that the contract you hold with him must abide by NZ law. Freedom of speech can not be limited by what he puts in his Terms and conditions.

um i beg to differ
having worked for various isp's its actually not differcult at all
xtras helpdesk did not have access to it as it is iutsourced to a call center company but they can track a customer via IP if they actually WANT to as i have been rung up by one of their system admins before lol ( long story)

a number of other isp's have simple interfaces where you just plug in the IP and it will come up with the current customer logged into that ip and the previous logins as well

if required to they could probably dig out emails etc as well if the police required such thing

that said it has to be a pretty good reason for them to fuck around so much they would track an ip and customer for say dos attacking and issue warnings to them but to grab emails it would have to be a pretty serious investigation like kiddy porn or something otherwise they would be greated with a nice " look fuck off i dont have the time for bullsht like this" from the admin


even with a dos attack unless it is a nz isp your chances of getting action are slim to fuck all

given that any net terrorist worth his salt will jump about 8 hops at the very least if they are about to take down any semi large server tracking them is a nightmare task. B
y the time an email is sent to the first sys admin in charge of the ip you actually track hitting your server ....they then have to search through their logs and track the ip and provider it originated from.
Then ......email you back ( as they are unlikely to take any real action themselves) then you email the next guy and so on
5 days later .............. the 4-7th guy you email cant be fucked tracking down shit like that unless the dude has taken down the likes of state.gov or some amazingly important site.

overseas attacks from a nz based user aint gonna be resolved as the admin dont give two shits
The best action currently is rocking up on their doorstep with a bat ( this works surprisingly well)

But some newbie noob attacking you via his DSL connection would be easy meat for any isp taking the complaint providing you have tracked the IP

[styx]

I know I'm going to get in trouble for this ...

I'm sure you'll be able to sweet-talk your way out of any trouble arising from that 8)

You're only doing your job, after all

[Sparklechick]

Yep, just giving the punters what they've asked for ... yesireeeee

:cheerleader:

[styx]

I find a few of the other choices a lot more offensive than that...

'Offensive'???

I didn't think you were that easily offended, Taks

yeh i find that cheerleader one extremely offensive !
i gives me visions of that old women on that ad doing her cheerleading bit and then of course my twisted mind jumps the fact that all cheerleaders are slags and are prolly doing the whole team so then we have a rather nasty updated vision of a football team shagging some 70 yr old large wrinkly woman ... and well yeh thats pretty fucking gross. :shock:

STOP the madness !!!!!!!!

[styx]

Oh thank you very much Col - lunch is out of the question now :P

Just out of interest, though, which is more sickening? Your example, or the geriatric men's team doing the 18yo cheerleader?

oh tough call !
I think my example is worse becuase you still have the 18 yr old cheerleader in your one to counter the wrinkly bits

oh and i just notice another dodgy emoticon that is VERY offensive
:idea: <-- homosexual smily bending over after john holmes yew :mrgreen:

'Offensive'???

I didn't think you were that easily offended, Taks

I don't get down with beastiality...ew

[styx]

you still have the 18 yr old cheerleader

Yep, I think I could block out the wrinkly personages if the 18yo was tasty enough

I don't get down with bestiality

Fair enough - notwithstanding the fact that Col's a bit of an animal . . .

mail webby??

lol, like you've never done that before scotty..

Does he still bother emailing you when he finds one of your profiles or does he just delete you on sight?

I'm not fat. I'm fucken big boned..

Oh. And did i mention 7 months pregnant :P

(all that aside tho, my ass is pretty fat lol - i can jiggle it on request)

yeh thats something that always used to bug me
how come you used to threaten him all the time and call him a cunt yet he always unbanned you, yet i said "suck my dick" once and copped a 2 yr ban

wanker

[Bluey and Aquila]

yeh thats something that always used to bug me &nbsp;
how come you used to threaten him all the time and call him a cunt yet he always unbanned you, &nbsp;yet i said "suck my dick" once and copped a 2 yr ban &nbsp;

wanker

thats because you didnt say " suck my dick PLEASE "

ah its all in the delivery ya reckon ? :?

[~crkd~]

Okay....... any of the Webby's from NZD on here then? hahaha

Gawd.

I just got unbanned, but they obviously know we talk about them here

[~crkd~]

Oh what do ya know spotty? Wanna ???

What tape measure?

*tries to find the angel emoticon*

I swear that one escapes me!!!!

[Sparklechick]

We think there could be a Webby on here so it's probable that they are reading these posts ... ah well, what can they do? :2up:

[Sparklechick]

and yet we still have to put up with you ... maybe it would be preferable to have "the other site" Webbys here

[Sparklechick]

Someone call the press! Scotty is biting his tongue!

:cheerleader: