[Sparklechick]

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!

[styx]

Originally Posted by Sparklechick

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!

4% of people who read this will leave the lid off their honey jar for the next month, and 0.2% will double check your multiplication fact by working it out longhand.

[kall]

Hahah....

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