[Sparklechick]

Email received to my Absolut account today ... he obviously hadn't bothered to read my profile ... I've left his name on here because I can.

From: maybury
Subject: hi

hi there,

My name is dale and i am 19. I am also from scotland. I was wondering if u would be into having a toyboy?

I have had sex b4 but it wasnt good. I am looking for an older sexier woman like urself to show me how and where u like it. I'll do anything to make u come. I'll "do you" u in ur fave sex position until u have come lots. I will do anything you want. I will be ur toyboy and all you have to do is just mould me into what u want.

I would like you to consider me bc i am a nice guy that just wants a sexy older woman to take control of me and show me what she likes.

I am in scotland right now and i'll be back about mid march but we can chat on here and get to know each other more and then when i come back we can meet up.

I do have a photo but all the recent ones are in new zealand on my computer. I have one on here buts its 3years old. I have changed a lot but i'll tell you whats different. I have lost a lot of weight and gained more muscle. I have also got longer hair and i look a lot lot older. Its about 2-3yrs old.

thanks for your time and i would really like to hear back from you

thanks

dale

:spew:

[kall]

Hehehe!

Ahh, the tards do come out from the woodwork.

[~crkd~]

Hahahahah ohh makes you *just* want to snap him huh up?

A swift kick up the backside usually does the trick.......

[kall]

..or the front side.

[Bluey and Aquila]

* Wonders if you guys have installed a TARD filter on this site *

[Sparklechick]

Yup, it's called Moderators!

We have the power ... heh heh heh :twisted:

[morrigan]

LMAO!!!

You get all the good ones!

:P

[kall]

Haha...and to think I have a friend named Dale...

Hmmm...

[~crkd~]

*kicks Kall's arse*

Y'know, my name's Dall :P

<-------- oooooooo I like that emoticon!

[kall]

Yes'm I do know that...I used to chat to you on irc remember?

:P

[~crkd~]

D'oh! That's right!

Sheesh, that was a long time ago eh?

[kall]

Hell yes, upwards on 6 years now probably.

[Sparklechick]

LMAO!!!

You get all the good ones!

:P

Hey Morri

I'm sure you've had your fair share of tards on "that other site" though surely?

[trogg]

 <-------- oooooooo I like that emoticon!

HEY... don't wear out my emoticon... but then again, don't let it sit in the corner gathering dust.

[Sparklechick]

That should do it for now ...

[trogg]

[size=18]Is that like a 29 whip salute?

[Sparklechick]

:cheerleader:

yay for me