[Sparklechick]

Sign in a Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea....."

I live in my own little world. But it's okay. They know me here.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.

How come they choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOUR.

Wouldn't you know it ...brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live for ever.

[greenfairy]

The trouble with accidents... is ya never know about them until they happen.

[Raine]

Originally Posted by greenfairy

The trouble with accidents... is ya never know about them until they happen.

true...wonder why that is.