[ICE]

Last summer, when the lawn mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sunk in.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again he handed me a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the pathway."

[Diane]

lol I would have pulled out an AK47 on him at that point

[busyness53]

Oh Deary me, did he get dinner that nite, hope not nor for the next------until whenever
there are quite a few things i would have done, besides what katiel would have done,
sorry kat, but your way is too fast, slow torture is better,OH ICE i feel for you.

[nih]

Busyness, it was a cut-and-paste joke, not a real story.

[ICE]

[Diane]

LOL I was wondering if he thought it was for real

[ICE]

If it was, I wouldn't have been able to type it with the broken fingers my wife would have given me.....