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Default Sorry to al BLONDES

There were 3 ladies stranded on an island a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, the mainland was only 1000metres away.
The brunette decides she will swim to the mainland and get help. so she takes of, but 350mtrs out she gets tired ,drowns.
The redhead goes next, she gets 750mtrs got tired ,drowned.
The blonde saw her friends drown trying to get help, so she goes, she gets to 950mtrs got tired then turned around and swam back to the island.
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Old 01-Jun-2006, 11:13 AM in reply to busyness53's post "Sorry to al BLONDES"
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hahahahahahahaha

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Default Re: Sorry to al BLONDES

Blondes take heart the brunettes are not any better.
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Old 01-Jun-2006, 12:58 PM in reply to happyfish's post "Re: Sorry to al BLONDES"
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Default Re: Sorry to al BLONDES

Neither are Redheads
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Default Re: Sorry to al BLONDES

Lmao!
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Old 10-Jul-2006, 06:31 PM in reply to homegrl's post "Re: Sorry to al BLONDES"
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Default Re: Sorry to al BLONDES

hehehe ... that's a good one
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