I want to know what your favorite simpsons quote is, it can be by bart or homer or any of them.

They are always great, but I want to know which one you like best!

[Penny]

Well I think D'oh has integrated it into life everywhere. Universally understood. Wouldn't surpirse me to see it in oxford dictionary soon !

Originally Posted by Penny

Well I think D'oh has integrated it into life everywhere. Universally understood. Wouldn't surpirse me to see it in oxford dictionary soon !

Doh is great yes, and getting more comon on everyday use! I must agree. I use it once per month myself

Is it your favorite one too?

[Penny]

I do tend to use it a bit. Whenever I do I find myself going "what are you doing Penny your not Homer simpson!"

[kall]

*points at own signature*

Homer ringing some company: 'You cant put me on hold, Ill put you on hold...

Originally Posted by kall

*points at own signature*

Homer ringing some company: 'You cant put me on hold, Ill put you on hold...

I remember that episode, where he starts to sing annoying song and when they finally put him on, he puts down the phone LOL

[kall]

Or...

Homer: No tv and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! Bleeeugh booga blurgh blee!!

or...

Lenny: That's Mount Karlmore. I carved it for him one summer.
Homer: What did he think?
Lenny: I don't know...we never talked about it.

or...

Smithers: Mr Burns! You're alive!!
Monty: Yes, I pulled a Jesus.

I'm sticking this thread now.

*nods*

[KJM7]

Originally Posted by floris

I want to know what your favorite simpsons quote is, it can be by bart or homer or any of them.

They are always great, but I want to know which one you like best!

Just tell me who the "gay" character they are going to introduce will be?

[Penny]

I think they aren't going to introduce a new character, its going to be an existing character who comes out of the closet... *goes off to find old thread*

http://www.nzboards.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3828

[Sparklechick]

My favourite Simpsons quote:

Homer:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm free goo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .......... (insert whatever Homer is looking at here)

alaglaglaghalagaalgghalaagh (the sound homer makes after he says mmmmm beer etc - his drooling sound)

[Dun Juan]

*argle*


Ha haa

[kall]

Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

[Diane]

"I haven't seen a bong in years!" - Homer

[Rodster]

Donuts...is there anything they CAN'T do?

[Diane]

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." - Homer

[Rodster]

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.

[Diane]

Burns: "Dogs.. always sniffing at your crotch.. what would you do Smithers?"
Smithers: "If it was you Sir?"

[kall]

Homer's wandering around in the complex, in search of sugar. One guard
directs him to a security door, which leads to what seems the inside
of a mountain. The huge room is filled with machinery, control panels
and such. Hank is inside, and tells Homer he hopes to see the nuclear
generator up and running by tomorrow.

Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or
France?
Homer: France.
Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a
giant laser gun]

[BarnzG]

Scene: Moes
Moe to Homer "Hey you shouldn't drink to forget your problem"
Barney to Homer "You should drink to inhance your social skills"

[BloominAngel]

When Homers on the plane to some island & he screams "JEBUS! Save me Jebus!"