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Default Prowlers beware......

"I heard him trying to break in.

I ran to the cabinet grabbed my automatic,
Slammed the clip in and chambered a round.
I was scared as I snuck down the hall
To the back door.

I also grabbed a flash light.

I opened the door
As quietly and as slowly as i could.

I tip - toed to the side of the house where I heard him
Still working on the screen.

I turned the corner
And put the flashlight and gun in his face.

I yelled, "HANDS UP!"
As he turned to face me …….".
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Old 21-May-2005, 03:44 PM in reply to ICE's post "Prowlers beware......"
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Yep.

It Was A Cat Burglar.....

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Default re: Prowlers beware......

I hear all kinds of strange crap at night.. windows rattling.. doors being shaken, but it's usually just my brother breakling in to rip me off
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Hey Ice, you sure it wasn't



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It could have been 'Sniper-Cat'....

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