[Nas]

A Prayer For The Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work .....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
And 5% on Friday
And help me to remember .......
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up ........
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

[Nelski]