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Old 09-Sep-2004, 01:26 PM
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Woop!

Of course, that only works if you are special.

Now to see if I can make showthread.php do it.

Damn I'm good.
Is that special or 'S'pecial?

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Default Porch Painting

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the
house?"

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think She's
dumb?"

"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blonde joke
emails we've been receiving."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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Old 10-Sep-2004, 12:30 PM in reply to Sparklechick's post "Porch Painting"
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NZs greatest ever comedian did a very funny version of this joke.

*wipes away a respectful tear at the memory*
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Old 11-Sep-2004, 10:19 AM in reply to Sparklechick's post "Porch Painting"
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i like this joke

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lol, great

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