[Shorty]

Jumper leads




A bra and a pair of Jumper leads walk into a bar. They each order their favourite drinks, the bra's being Malibu and Pineapple, and the Jumper leads' being a Headless Mexican.

The Barman refuses to serve both of them.

They both loudly demand why the hell won't he give them their beverages, the barman replies:

(pointing at the bra) "Because you're off your tits, and" (pointing at the Jumper Leads) "you look like you're gonna start something!"


I found it funny.

[Lina]

Gave me a smile too

[Shorty]

I made up their favourite drinks :P

Glad someone enjoyed it